It is competition day on Forth Radio and the prize on offer is a 10-day all-expenses paid holliday for two in Bali.
The winner needs to name a word commonly used in Scotland but that is not in any dictionary.
The first caller comes on the line:
"OK, caller, what is your first name and where are you from?"
"It's Jason, from Lochend."
"OK, Jason from Lochend, what is your word and spell it"
"Goan, G-O-A-N."
"OK, that is not in the dictionary, can you give me a sentence it could be used in?"
"Goan **** yourself."
The presenter ends the call in disgust.
A few minutes later there is a new caller.
"OK, caller, what is your first name and where are you from?"
"It's Grant, from Leith."
"OK, Grant from Leith, what is your word and spell it"
"Smee, S-M-E-E."
"OK, that is not in the dictionary, can you give me a sentence it could be used in?"
"Smee again, goan **** yourself"...