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broomie boy

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  1. Fave ICT Player Ever: Fave Band/Solo Artist: Oasis Fave Album: Whats the story Fave Movie: Shawshank Redemption Fave Celeb: Jordan Fave Other Footie Team: Hearts Fave Comedy Series: Cougar Town Fave Website: theChive Fave Drink: Pernod Fave Celeb to hate: Al Murray Fave Bit of Trivia about yourself? Used to be a ballboy
  2. A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington , IA , to Branson , MO. As they entered Missouri , an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down. A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies? About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.. "Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver. "I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I try to grab it..., it runs away...!!"
  3. To be fair....thers not going to be many goal alerts
  4. I just think JT andmost other footballers are lucky barstewrds , pretty much any bird they want
  5. Rob , edinburgh girls i need 2 fingers. Man , Inverness girls i need 4 fingers.
  6. Yeah , but he's still a dirty smelly Hobo
  7. TBH , id rather you keep it off
  8. :) eh? He's trying for his Nat King ;) Can't be that fussy if he's trying a predominantly male forum, unless he just outted himself? :) Theres a few lovely females on here , ok ....i'll leave out the lovely. pmf , i did say i was going to be less fussy , im not coming out yet , not untill we make that comitment lol
  9. stop being fussy and get rattling...............any takers on here
  10. Lose weight stop smoking stop moaning
  11. maybe if he ran instead of moving like a choir boy
  12. suppose that would happen to most teams going down a division.
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