broomie boy

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  1. Word Association

    Fag
  2. Word Association

    Rubbish
  3. Golf Terminology

    A Kingsmill , a playing partner you don't like but are happy to play along with :)
  4. Golf Terminology

    Here are some , whats yours A Rodney King - Over clubbed. A Stuart Lyons taxi trip - a ***** drive. A Gynaecologist's Assistant- Shaved the Hole. An Adolf Hitler- 2 shots in a bunker. A Sally Gunnell - Not very pretty but a good runner. A Diego Maradona. A nasty little 5-footer A Barbers Shop...Just off the fringe A John Holmes- rammed in a two footer
  5. Word Association

    Lesser :)
  6. Word Association

    clammy
  7. Word Association

    Loopy
  8. Word Association

    Can
  9. Word Association

    Gerry
  10. Crap Jokes

    I was going to a fancy dress party as a sweetie shop owner, and tried on my outfit. I walked into the livingroom and my wife said `give me a twirl'. Christ, I thought, this outfit must be really convincing Older guy is talking to the family doctor tells him he is concerned his wife is going deaf. the doctor suggests he tests her by speaking normally to her and keeps reducing the distance until he gets heard by her. returning home he is at the kitchen door and asks what's for tea dear? silence so moves closer and asks again,silence Standing right behind her he asks again what's for tea dear. For the third time Chicken. I found my first grey pubic hair today. I'll not be eating my granny's soup again.
  11. Crap Jokes

    Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want". The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" and POOF she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and POOF she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini". St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. "No Sister, he laughs, this says 'Sahara Pipeline, laid by 500 men in 7 days'!"
  12. Word Association

    Mince
  13. Word Association

    Pie
  14. Word Association

    Highland
  15. Word Association

    Gift
  16. Word Association

    Thankfully
  17. Word Association

    appreciated
  18. Word Association

    Pretty
  19. Word Association

    kept
  20. Crap Jokes

    Two auld dears were hurtling doon the Royal Mile on a tandem. Jeannie turns round to Maggie and says, " Ye ken Maggie, I've never come this way before." And Maggie says, "Aye, same wi' me Jeannie – it must be they cobblestones." A scotch pie costs 1.50 in Trinidad and Tobago, it costs 1.70 in the domican republic and 2.15 in Jamaica. That's the pie rates of the Caribbean.
  21. Word Association

    penalty
  22. Word Association

    Joint
  23. Word Association

    Chopper
  24. Word Association

    golf
  25. Word Association

    screw