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I've been very slow starting (actually getting to a game or two) this season, but my first game in the flesh (against Accies) saw: Mckay's first goal since a wee while. Our first real comeback (at home) (conceding first, then winning) since fireworks night many moons ago. I've since seen, in the flesh: Mckay scoring again (and again). Our first real comeback (away, at Dens) (conceding first, then winning) since the aforementioned Accies game. If anyone wants to sponsor me to go to more games this season, please DM me for my sort code and account number (ticket, pie, Bovril, petrol/fare when necessary, I'm not greedy). PS - I fecking love Subway sandwiches (everything except lettuce - they're my sisters' fingers behind my head, not real rabbit ears).

XXX I would agree with, but for accuracy's sake shouldn't the arse say "CFC"?

The trick is to give them out when they're required, not when your quotas (external or self-imposed) need the numbers. I seriously believed yesterday that he'd left his cards in the dressing room in the first half, and was just too embarrassed to admit it.

Why was nobody lobbing balls at boots yesterday?

If we'd started on -15 points, as Hearts did last year, we'd still be ahead of County after 7 games each!

Nah - he was put on the scales on Saturday morning, and definitely registered.

YI man

Go ahead M********* PS - Are we off-topic yet? - You Gotta Love It

Go ahead M*********

I worked it out on a pitch size of 115yds x 74yds, which would make it about 68.4 to the flag. I must have overestimated the couple of yards I allowed for "just off". I'd still need to be carried a minimum of 39yds to the tunnel.

So, a kick that's over 70 yards, and you say "...if you score, you walk away with £100 Cash!!!" - "walk away" - not awfully likely really. £100 wouldn't even cover the vet's bill!

Do you take it all off?

Try it with some fava beans and a nice chianti!

1949 rationing meant they were only permitted an hour every week on the internet. Anyway, they were only allowed them to mention the war, not the merger.

Yes, that's the 50-year-old trialist in question.

Just to clarify my position (to Terry): (pre-Butcher) Ship jumpers: That's life - I've spoken to OTJ since he left, I still think he's a good man, and I likely always will. (post-Butcher) Ship jumpers: Malpas and Marsella - no hard feelings - i hope all goes well for you in the future. (Butcher): If only you'd not been having a jolly with your future employers on 9th November 2013, while pretending you still hadn't decided, I and many others would wish you all the best. However, the reality of what you did that afternoon makes us all rejoice at your current plight. I briefly felt sympathy for you when I saw your picture during the penalties earlier, and then I remembered how you shat on us. South American team to win the World Cup? Argentina for me.

Malta? Valletta may be champions, but they play at Ta' Qali stadium, over 5 miles from the capital. The big comparison for me is last night, when Madrid played Madrid in the Champion's League Final.

I made a special trip to Tesco earlier. I had reached for a bottle of whisky to pour a drink to Terry and his achievements this season, then realised I needed a bottle of Crabbie's. I now raise my (xth) green-tinged glass of whisky mac to next year's Edinburgh derbies.

It's difficult to be sure. I thought he'd just left us... repeatedly. Anyway, in that case:

I think this thread should run forever in memory of Mahonio.

I have an "acquaintance" with limited social skills, and a form of typed Tourette's syndrome. As a result, he is ******* looking for work in the ******* hospitality industry; possibly behind a ******* bar. Any ******* suggestions welcome. NB - Don't worry if he says on a whim that he's resigning. He'll be back before anyone else is.

No, you don't.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27303021 "Hibernian manager Terry Butcher insists he is looking forward to the last-day showdown with Kilmarnock"

Was it Lionel Djebi-Zadi, with one of his trademark bicycle kicks from 55 yards?