Okay - just remember you started this ;)
2 Adults & 2 Kids
Land Rover Discovery (Company Car)
Ford Mondeo (My Car)
Rolls Royce Silver Spirit (for Weddings)
Ford Dorchester (also for Weddings)
Mercedes 420SEL
Morris 1000 Convertible
Vauxhall Omega (SORNED)
Ford Fiesta (SORNED)
MG Metro (SORNED)
Citroen C5 (currently stored away from the house)
Vauxhall Vectra (currently stored away from the house)
Caravan
2 x Trailers
1 x Motorbike Trailer
1 x Trials Bike
5 x Mountain Bikes
7 x Classic/Vintage bikes
2 x Scooter
Pogo Stick
2 x skateboards
3 x pairs of skis
2 x Rollerblades
3 x Ice skates
3 x sledges
44 so far and quite a few unusual ones, especially the classic and vintage bikes. Lots more bikes and things stored in the loft of the garage, but I could access all of the above with ease. Don't have a trampoline though.
What's your surname? Avis?
1 car
1 boy's bike
1 girl's bike
2 scooters (one pink, one blue)
Space hopper
four pairs of legs
Do skipping ropes count?