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***CONFIDENCE BOOSTER***

cant score on a saturday?

cant keep a clean sheet?

does your team need a quick pre season pick-me-up?

then dial 0141- SHELLSUIT for the pefect solution!!!!!!!

yes thats right,during the summer, Celtic FC are touring the world, offering anyone, thats right- ANYONE, the chance to stick a few goals past them with absolutely no threat posed to your own goal GUARANTEED!

But wait, theres more!

You dont even have to mobilise your own support! theyll bring along squillions of suppoters!(not a guarantee)

They dont even care about important games in their own league coming up!

they'll play anywhere!

they'll lose to anybody!

Just dont ask why there aren't any saltires in the crowd, or why they sing of a land across the sea of the clubs origin- its all justfurracraic. and dont, under any circumstances, prevent the most gullible fans in the world from drinking on the plane- our celtic cousins in cardiff cant take any more

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