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Here are some , whats yours

 

A Rodney King - Over clubbed.

A Stuart Lyons taxi trip - a ***** drive.          
A Gynaecologist's Assistant- Shaved the Hole.
An Adolf Hitler- 2 shots in a bunker.
A Sally Gunnell - Not very pretty but a good runner.
A Diego Maradona. A nasty little 5-footer

A Barbers Shop...Just off the fringe

A John Holmes- rammed in a two footer

 

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I have seldom seen a thread with less merit than this one. Not only are your 'jokes' in thoroughly bad taste, they are not even remotely funny.

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Like it or not, I have heard most of them on the course over the years.

One of my former golfing mates had this story about a friend of his.

The bloke was playing in a charity fundraiser, in which each group of players included a "celebrity" assigned by the organiser. The celebrity in his group was an athlete/coach that none of them had ever heard of.

On the 3rd hole, my mate's pal gets lucky with a less than perfect drive. He turns to the others and says "A Sally Gunnell!".

The celebrity bristles, and says "Eh? What do you mean by that?"

"Well, you know. Sally Gunnell, Ugly, but runs.".

"I AM MARRIED TO SALLY GUNNELL!!!"

And there are still 16 holes to play...

 

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