Action Man

Only on this site........... :029:

no were not, Kenny Miller equalises..................c'mon Scotland.

No, he went to Dundee.

Panky

During a recent conversation about favourite ads, I remembered one from when I was living in Oz. It was a Southern Comfort ad featuring a guy on a motorbike riding into a church to rescue the bride. Great music and stunt riding. Anyone know how to view it on the web? I've tried various sites with no joy. Anyone out there help?

The eleven disciples gathered in the long corridor in the holy land of Tullochius Caledoniaii, listening to the words of their lord and master. "Right you b@stards, roll this fecking rock away from the door, let me out, and we'll say no more about it."

The teams around us have been improving, and we won't have Gretna to save us next year. The promoted club next season will not have as bad a time as Gretna and will pick up more points. The time to get it sorted is now, we will not be "safe" next season unless we do.

Let me stress that I was not advocating booing during the game on Saturday, I believe that would be counter productive. However, if you are not happy with things after the game, then please let your feelings be known. If the board, the management, and the players can't see where we are going, then lets feckin point it out to them. It's our club too...................................C'mon ICT!

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Dear subjects, having viewed recent programmes on the BBC, visited various websites, and spoke to my Grannie, I can reveal to you all the surprising revelation that I am the real heir to the throne of Scotland. As your King I demand only the same respect you afforded your previous monarchy................ On second thoughts......... :023:

I agree with all of you, don't boo the team while they are playing, we all support ICT, but if things are'nt right let the b@stards know how we feel! "We can't play on the park... Hear us now We can Bark Bark, Bark, Bark." " Who let the dogs out?"

Hi guys, fair comments both, but what I'm suggesting is not booing our team, the bark is to let them know we're there and not happy. It would be a way of letting them know something they seem to have forgotten................................ It's our team too!

Johnboy, in these dark days you are a little ray of sunshine. :022: As to the main topic of the thread, which seemed to be lost before JB'S contribution, it's not the immigrants we should be discussing here, it's the local youths ( and some not so young ) that are the main instigators of violence on our streets. Yes, the paremts are to blame, but when they have been brought up to see this way of life as normal, how can you expect their kids to know any better? As a society. and I'm looking to the government to take the lead here, we have to concentrate our efforts on todays kids, educating them not only in the three R's, but also in social responsibility. To be honest thats the only way we are going to change anything. Jail is not the answer, education is.

As a group of loyal supporters, our voice on hear is'nt worth the bytes its printed on. This maybe a bad patch for the team, but how long can it be allowed to go on before the sh!t hits the fan and we start contemplating a swift return down the leagues? The board and chairman have made their choices, the manager has made his, our players are showing their feelings to the current atmosphere at the club, and we the fans are getting seriously p!ssed off with not only the results, but the lack of guts showed by all connected to the club. If we do not get our act together, we will be in relegation trouble next season. I do not advocate boycotting any of our home games, that would not help the clubs finances, but I do think it's time we let the club know how seriously we feel about how this season is going. To the dogs. I'd like to see and hear every fan barking on Saturday if the result does'nt go our way. I think this would be a very vocal, and would get the attention of those in charge. Discuss. :dog01: Meet the thread mascot, Woofer woeful the Third.

I would have difficulty arguing with any of that, well put ictchris. :clapping03: The lack of "spine" is what is hurting us. C'mon Brew, show us what you've got!

I agree about Skelton, but what if that is at the expense of Denzil? Oh no, I feel a conspiracy theory coming on. :crazy07:

Just heard on the radio that Gretna,s players have been given permission to sign for other clubs with immediate effect. I wonder if we will be looking at any of them, and without stirring too much, did our club know this was coming which would explain the contract saga?

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I'm sorry but I feel you are all being a bit harsh here. This is a poor woman who has sufferred greatly through losing a limb, and has worked hard for various charities, putting her own difficulties behind her. She then met Sir P. and was basically drafted into his life as a substitute for the late Linda, a very hard act to follow. I'll admit she has reacted badly to the media onslaught, but who wouldn't with all the bad press she has recieved in what only can be described as a witchhunt? The media is as much to blame in this case as she is.

Genuine Complaint to Edinburgh Police Here's a thought for all the Edinburgh dwellers on the service your boys in blue / black / yellow provide. True email sent to the force, lengthy but absolutely brilliantly written..... Anonymous correspondence from a member of the public: Dear Sir/madam/automated telephone answering service Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to pick up a telephone, I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Leith by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or Ouija board. As I'm writing this e-mail there are eleven failed medical experiments (I think you call them youths) in West Cromwell Street which is just off Commercial Street in Leith. Six of them seem happy enough to play a game which involves kicking a football against an iron gate with the force of a meteorite. This causes an earth shattering CLANG! which rings throughout the entire building. This game is now in its third week and as I am unsure how the scoring system works, I have no idea if it will end any time soon. The remaining five walking abortions, are happily rummaging through several bags of rubbish and items of furniture that someone has so thoughtfully dumped beside the wheelie bins. One of them has found a saw and is setting about a discarded chair like a beaver on speed. I fear that it's only a matter of time before they turn their limited attention to the bottle of calor gas that is lying on its side between the two bins. If they could be relied on to only blow their own arms and legs off then I would happily leave them to it. I would even go so far as to lend them the matches. Unfortunately they are far more likely to blow up half the street with them and I've just finished decorating the kitchen. What I suggest is this. After replying to this e-mail with worthless assurances that the matter is being looked into and will be dealt with, why not leave it until the one night of the year (probably bath night) when there are no mutants around, then drive up the street in a panda car before doing a three point turn and disappearing again. This will of course, serve no other purpose than to remind us what policemen actually look like. I trust that when I take a claw hammer to the skull of one of these throwbacks, you'll do me the same courtesy of giving me a four month head start before coming to arrest me. I remain sir, your obedient servant ????????? Reply from Police: Mr ??????, I have read your e-mail and understand you frustration at the problems caused by youth playing in the area and the problems you have encountered in trying to contact the police. As the Community Beat Officer for your street I would like to extend an offer of discussing the matter fully with you. Should you wish to discuss the matter, please provide contact details (address / telephone number) and when may be suitable. Regards PC ??? ????????????? Community Beat Officer Reply from Complainer: Dear PC ????? First of all, I would like to thank you for the speedy response to my original e-mail. 16 hours and 38 minutes must be a personal record for Leith Police station and rest assured that I will forward these details to Norris McWhirter for inclusion in his next book. Secondly I was delighted to hear that our street has its own community beat officer. May I be the first to congratulate you on your covert skills. In the five or so years I have lived in West Cromwell Street, I have never seen you. Do you hide up a tree or have you gone deep undercover and infiltrated the gang itself? Are you the one with the acne and the moustache on his forehead or the one with a chin like a wash hand basin? It's surely only a matter of time before you are headhunted by MI5. Whilst I realise that there may be far more serious crimes taking place in Leith, such as smoking in a public place or being Muslim without due care and attention, is it too much to ask for a policeman to explain (using words of no more than two syllables at a time) to these twats, that they might want to play their strange football game elsewhere?. The pitch behind the Citadel or the one at DKs are both within spitting distance as is the bottom of the Albert Dock. Should you wish to discuss these matters further you should feel free to contact me on ??? ????. If after 25 minutes I have still failed to answer, I'll buy you a large one in the Compass Bar. Regards ??????? P.S If you think that this is sarcasm, think yourself lucky that you don't work for the cleansing department.

I sit right behind the away dugout and on Saturday yogi was at his very best. At one point he asked to borrow my hat because of the sun in his eyes, he put it in for a few seconds and then gave it back to me saying, " F*ck that, I was better of not seeing that sh!te" Followed a few minutes later by " And they wonder why I fecking drink". Absolute quality.

I liked him singing "Angels" :003:

Just heard on the radio, 9 yr old Shannon found a few miles from home, 49 yr old man arrested. No other details.

I think he meant the fascist one. :rolleyes02: