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broomie boy

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  1. I was going to a fancy dress party as a sweetie shop owner, and tried on my outfit. I walked into the livingroom and my wife said `give me a twirl'. Christ, I thought, this outfit must be really convincing Older guy is talking to the family doctor tells him he is concerned his wife is going deaf. the doctor suggests he tests her by speaking normally to her and keeps reducing the distance until he gets heard by her. returning home he is at the kitchen door and asks what's for tea dear? silence so moves closer and asks again,silence Standing right behind her he asks again what's for tea dear. For the third time Chicken. I found my first grey pubic hair today. I'll not be eating my granny's soup again.
  2. Two auld dears were hurtling doon the Royal Mile on a tandem. Jeannie turns round to Maggie and says, " Ye ken Maggie, I've never come this way before." And Maggie says, "Aye, same wi' me Jeannie – it must be they cobblestones." A scotch pie costs 1.50 in Trinidad and Tobago, it costs 1.70 in the domican republic and 2.15 in Jamaica. That's the pie rates of the Caribbean.
  3. The crucifixion - Held up by the dew
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