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  1. already been done 3D Inverness
  2. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6-1 after 82 min
  3. Butch and the Sundance Kids
  4. Gordon Brown called Alastair Darling into his office one day & said, 'Alastair , I have a great idea! We are going to go all out to win back Middle England '. 'Good idea PM, how will we go about it?' said Darling. 'Well' said Brown 'we'll get ourselves two of those long Barbour coats, some proper wellies, a stick & a flat cap, oh & a Labrador . Then we'll really look the part. We'll go to a nice old country pub, in Halifax, & we'll show we really enjoy the countryside, ....... oh & remember not to mention the hunting with dogs Act' 'Right PM' said Darling. So a few days later, all kitted out & with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from London . Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for & found a lovely country pub called the Causeway Foot &, with the dog, went in & up to the bar. 'Good evening Landlord, two pints of you best ale, from the wood please' said Brown 'Good evening, Prime Minister' said the landlord, 'two pints of best it is, coming up' Brown & Darling stood leaning on the bar contemplating new taxes, nodding now & again to those who came in for a drink, whilst the dog lay quietly at their feet. As they drank their beer they chatted about how heart-rending it was that pensioners were being imprisoned for not paying the council tax. All of a sudden, the door from the adjacent bar opened & in came a grizzled old shepherd, complete with crook. He walked up to the Labrador lifted its tail & looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders & walked back to the other bar. A few moments later, in came a wizened farmer who followed the same procedure. To the bewilderment of Brown & Darling people of all ages & gender followed suit over the next hour. Eventually, unable to stand it any longer, Darling called the landlord over. 'Tell me' said Darling, 'Why did all those people come in & look under the dog's tail like that? Is it an old country custom? 'Good Lord no,' said the landlord. 'It's just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two 'arseholes'
  5. Wants Job http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/...an-Thistle.html
  6. Last week from Byrne ?I have been a little bit unfortunate as the managers at both Hartlepool United and Walsall (Danny Wilson and Jimmy Mullen) have both been sacked since I was with them. But I know the manager here really well from Aberdeen and Dunfermline and hopefully I will able to pay him back by doing well at Inverness
  7. Forfar or Forres Mechanics v St Johnstone or Rangers Airdrie v Dunfermline Hearts v Falkirk Inverurie Locos or Motherwell v Brechin or St Mirren Aberdeen v East Fife Celtic v Peterhead or Queen's Park Hamilton v East Stirling or Dundee United Inverness v Ayr or Kilmarnock
  8. http://www.scotprem.com/content/default.as...home_Statistics Season : 2008 / 09 2007 / 08 2006 / 07 2005 / 06 2004 / 05 2003 / 04 2002 / 03 Category : League table Attendance (Total) Attendance (Average) Attendance (Highest game) Attendance (Lowest game) Current form Assists Top scorers Shooting (club) Shooting (player) Discipline Red (club) Discipline Yellow (club) Discipline Red (player) Discipline Yellow (player) Clean sheet (keeper) Clean sheet (team) Shooting (club)Team Shots On Target Aberdeen 161 76 Celtic 267 156 Dundee Utd 182 88 Falkirk 171 75 Hamilton 148 58 Hearts 175 93 Hibernian 219 100 Inverness CT 189 84 Kilmarnock 127 66 Motherwell 171 91 Rangers 301 152 St Mirren 164 78
  9. www.caleyjags.com/pa/g0708/070922Hearts/index.html picture 402
  10. SUNDAY MAIL SPL duo could bid for Robbie Winters Dec 7 2008 ST MIRREN and Kilmarnock are both keen on signing veteran striker Robbie Winters. The former Aberdeen star is available for free after his contract with Norwegian side Brann expired. And Killie and St Mirren could now swoop for the 34-year-old.
  11. Well, baby, I've been here before. I've seen this room, and I've walked this floor. I used to live alone before I knew you. But I've seen your flag on the marble arch, And love is not a victory march, It's a cold and it is a broken Callelujah Callelujah, Callelujah Callelujah, Callelujah
  12. No caleyjags I still dont see them. Its Scottish Youth Cup results I'm after Not SPL U-19 http://www.scottishfa.co.uk/scottish_footb...?curpageid=1603
  13. Dont think so http://www.scotprem.com/content/default.asp?page=s41
  14. http://www.scotprem.com/content/
  15. I think they're a new side. Rangers' Ladies was formed following a close partnership with Paisley City Ladies
  16. http://www.blackandwhitearmy.com/forums http://www.saintmirren.net
  17. Links Inverness Ladies www.scottishwomensfootball.com/ Scottish Women's Football League 1st Division Pos Team Pld W D L F A GD Pts 1 Rangers 9 9 0 0 47 5 42 27 2 Inverness Ladies 6 5 0 1 42 9 33 15 3 Cowdenbeath 6 4 0 2 12 17 -5 12 4 Falkirk 4 3 0 1 19 9 10 9 5 Hutchison Vale 9 3 0 6 18 21 -3 9 6 Tynecastle 6 3 0 3 22 26 -4 9 7 Glasgow Ladies A 4 2 0 2 11 10 1 6 8 Celtic 'B' 4 1 0 3 11 6 5 3 9 Dumfries 7 1 0 6 15 54 -39 3 10 Bo'ness United 7 0 0 7 2 42 -40 0
  18. Will the real Mike Smith please stand up :015:
  19. check out the first picture on latest caleyjags.com gallery over on the home page
  20. caleyjags

    Malky

    www.chestercityfc.net/article/1410978/Thomson-says-DEVA-Farewell
  21. Full Time / Thistle 0 Falkirk 1 Stephen O'Donnell (5th min)
  22. http://www.hb.fo just like playing up the hill :shock:
  23. If Caley qualfy they will meet Latvia's Dinaburg Daugavpils or HB Torshavn from the Faroe Islands
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