Now is the winter of our discontent

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I ahve awoke this morning and tried to explain my emotion in one word - it aint depressed in the clinical sense - it aint melancholic either - on fair reflection the word is: deflated - brought low in spirit; "left us fatigued and deflated spiritually" .. affected or marked by low spirits; "is dejected but trying to look cheerful"

I then found myself, as is clinically corrrect, searching for a diagnosis or a syndrome to explain my predicament. I have found that my desire or should I say my libido for ICT is at an all time low - the proverbial football supporters brewers droop - now to be known as Brewsters Droop Syndrome.

Brewsters Droop Syndrome - Characterised by inertia in the crestfallen sense. The sufferer has previously gained significant pleasure at the mere thought of attending an ICT match - stirred by the expectancy of victory or a team togetherness and a fraternity of likewise peers.

Well I look at my shrivelled weapon - which once stood erect at the thought of doing the Huns at home or away - and the bugger is lying there limp. And as I try to rouse it through watching videos of yore - it simply doesnt work anymore - as I have this terrible feeling that I am going to suffer humiliation once again.

Wait a feckin minute - if there is a syndrome there must be a treatment - feckin found it - Sildenafil citrate, sold as Viagra, Brewgonio and under various other trade names, is a drug used to treat support dysfunction and pulmonary arterial hypersensitivity (PAH). It was developed and is being marketed by the pharmaceutical company Orion. It acts by inhibiting cGMP specific phosphodiesterase type 5, an enzyme that promotes poor tactics and performance and regulates blood flow in the willie. Since becoming available in 1998, sildenafil has been the prime treatment for supporter dysfunction and is specifically famous for its Fulham and Hull effects.

Happy New Year peeps - lets all hit the Viagra and get this support erect and performing again.

Edited January 4, 2009 by IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

[Johnboy]

Brewsters Droop Syndrome?

:015: :thumb04: Priceless :018: ;)

[Yngwie]

Keep it up old boy

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Did anyone else have a semi at half time - and out of interest does Brewster affect the female libido ?

[latviaman]

Too deep for me IHE.... lost me completely

Edited January 7, 2010 by latviaman

[Heilandee]

Dear Ender,

Please be comforted in the knowledge you are not alone in suffering from this condition,I have suffered similar symptoms for 5 years now so i know where your not coming from.Don't give up hope of rising once again though,as some of the worst cases have been turned around with just a small injection creating the impetus for a renewed thrust.Beware however of many cheap, quick fix solutions touted about,these simply dont work as i have found out after trying several which proclaimed "gaurenteed sucess" and while giving short term relief they may seem to stiffen resolve,but usually flag when a real sustained effort is required.

I trust reading of others suffering will be a small comfort to youself and hope you can overcome what is a very worrying complaint but far more common than you think, don't suffer in silence as many suffer similar symptoms but some are not as brave as yourself to bring it out in the open.

a fellow sufferer

Dee

[caley100]

Hey Mr Dee, just wondering if this problem causes baldness in males? and is there a cure - not that it affects me you understand-just thinking of the future.

[Heilandee]

Mr 100,symptoms can be many and varied with many suffering like Mr Ender,baldness can be a side effect from pulling hair oot,also heavy drinking,depression and sitting in front of Sky sports news on Saturday afternoons shaking yer head non stop are all symptamatic of this syndrome.

[Johnboy]

Strange that this thread should "come up" again after lying in a pretty flaccid state for just over 1 year.

Mention of the Brewster word has even brought Ralph Milne out of retirement! How are you Ralph?

[Alex MacLeod]

Mr 100,symptoms can be many and varied with many suffering like Mr Ender,baldness can be a side effect from pulling hair oot,also heavy drinking,depression and sitting in front of Sky sports news on Saturday afternoons shaking yer head non stop are all symptamatic of this syndrome.

I predict those symptoms may well return over the coming weeks Dee. You could very well find yourself contemplating a change of brand :P

[acharacleoracle]

Pull yourself together Man, resorting to a man made chemical solution should be avoided at all costs, may I suggest an greener, organic remedy to put the lead back in your pencil.

?Horny Goat Weed?, a fine herb rumoured to grow in abundance in and around the Dingwall area, I believe the local farmer does a brisk trade supplying the herb but be warned he has been known to shaft non locals looking to buy. (shafts a few locals to no doubt).

County players swear by it apparently, following its recent introduction as a performance enhancing supplement Horny Goat Weed seems an effective cure for BDS, Brewsters Droop Syndrome.

So less of the limp excuses, try a little Horny Goat Weed and keep your pecker up.

[Renegade]

I think I might have been suffering a newer version of the this for the last couple of months, though I am reliably informed that this newer more developed version is known as "Butcher Droop Syndrome". I have also have been reliably informed that this disease does pop up from time to time, most notably in the last few years in Brentford and Sydney.

[Stevie]

I think I might have been suffering a newer version of the this for the last couple of months, though I am reliably informed that this newer more developed version is known as "Butcher Droop Syndrome". I have also have been reliably informed that this disease does pop up from time to time, most notably in the last few years in Brentford and Sydney.

I've got the same strain as you Renegade, an absolutely dreadful disease !

I've had it since April and I just can't shake the b u g g e r at all.

A lot of folk seem to be immune to it though.

[The Mantis]

I was along at Tiso's sale this week.

'Now is the winter of our discount tent'

(Gets coat)

[Yngwie]

Here you go, sir.

:thumb03:

Please don't come back.

[+DoofersDad]

A similar pharmaceutical product for the golfers amongst you.