The Innes Should Sell...

[RiG]

...bottles of Tiger

It should also have more pool tables

[+Gringo]

It should also sell real beer!

[L_G]

Charlies Angels T shirts. lol

[Scotty]

.... beer to Canada :D

[RiG]

I won my first game of pool there last night. There were also some friendly German people there as well and also a very nice dog who attacked me after I shook its paw and licked my face :D

[CaleyD]

One **** of a long tongue you got if you can lick your own face.

[RiG]

One *beep* of a long tongue you got if you can lick your own face.

It's a gift and one I like to share.

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Stick it up yer erse then

[Alex MacLeod]

The Innes should sell exactly what it does sell. The pool table and dart board should be chucked in the bin to make more room for proper drinkers. :D

[CaleyJulz]

do the sell shots cause me and laura would down the bottle

[Guest Lauraness]

OOOh im there!

[DJS]

On my last trip to the Innes the main subject of conversation was whether the smell of smoke was worse than the smell of the people in the fresher air.

As far as I am aware there is no scientific evidence that passive BO smelling can harm you.

[RednBlackComeback]

I don't think I've ever been in the Innes !!!

Or if I have I can't remember !!!! :(

[Interthenet Jnr]

The Innes should sell........ to under 18's 8)

[Ritchie Sacramento]

One *beep* of a long tongue you got if you can lick your own face.

It's a gift and one I like to share.

So the rumour that you have a six inch tongue and can breath through your ears is true then ?

[Guest airbornejake]

the innes should sell tickets to lap dancing so we could attract a few royals. :thumbsup:

[CaleyJulz]

im royalty so if i go in then loads will want to go to the innes !!!!

[Guest airbornejake]

i think that cutecaleychick would make a great pole dancer.

[Interthenet Jnr]

She is trust me :D

[RiG]

I thought some of the lads were going to start dancing in the Livi nightspot yesterday but sadly they were just requesting Daydream Believer

[caley100]

Colin has informed me that people suffering from BO, if wanting served at the bar should wear bio-hazard suits.

As these suits are needed for visiting Dingwall they should be readily available in good quality shops as Nicols..

[RiG]

I did a wee shift behind the bar the other night - maybe I can get a job there 8)

[Guest Lauraness]

i think the innes should sell..............tatties to the irish

[CaleyJulz]

the innes should give out free mental health warnings if laura and i are going to be there

As for the pole dancing i could be good as i have just mastered the hokey cokey !!!

[Guest calaiscasual]

the innes should sell food on a saturday both pre and post match