You're getting old if...

[buckett]

- 1) you hate Elgin City

- 2) you can remember when "penny" was the singular of "pence"

[DJS]

you remember

saddle bags on bikes

manual chokes

overdrive

dynamo lights on your bike

Mary Queen of Scots visit to the Sneck  :015:

[Kingsmills]

Plain red Highland Omnibus vehicles where the driver sat in spendid isolation in his enclosed cab whilst the clippy collected fares tipping back her worn leather satchel to find change for your tanner.

[Guest Cotter]

caley 100 is on the same link  :015:

[+jagster]

what about milk chews, lucky tatties and on a different theme the old swimming baths with the half height doors on either side of the pool, getting a cheese and tomato sandwich upstairs looking down on the pool was superb in its day, you can keep your starbucks that was real class

[Guest Cotter]

you remember dundee united winning a game    :016:

[Guest Cotter]

, where did i put my reading glasses.    :017:

[Guest tamrik]

:010: you know what an 8 track is :015:   

[Kingsmills]

Or you still have one in your Ford Capri.

[Yngwie]

You know how to use apostrophes.

(That's apostrophes, not apostrophe's)

[tm4tj]

You're getting old if...

It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night

farthings and silver threepennies were in your pocket along with threepenny bits, half crowns and florins, ten bob notes for the rich kids.

[maimie]

what about milk chews, lucky tatties and on a different theme the old swimming baths with the half height doors on either side of the pool, getting a cheese and tomato sandwich upstairs looking down on the pool was superb in its day, you can keep your starbucks that was real class

you can still get lucky tatties in the wee shop near me...

[Guest Cotter]

yes was using it in your lada this morning tamrik :016:

[Alex MacLeod]

Plain red Highland Omnibus vehicles where the driver sat in spendid isolation in his enclosed cab whilst the clippy collected fares tipping back her worn leather satchel to find change for your tanner.

Or even MacBraynes buses

Black and white tv and only one channel

[Alex MacLeod]

The observation carraige on the back of the Fort William - Glasgow train being pulled by a steam engine.

[Guest Cotter]

dundee united winning a game. There i go again, yon memory is getting bad in my old age  :015:

[+Gringo]

and you still listen to the wireless.

you can remember listening to Radio Luxembourg  because there was bog all else worth listening to!

[tm4tj]

when you asked yer Granny where Granda was, she replied.......ben the scullery.

[Guest Cotter]

you need to get hair loss cream in your weekly shop.  :015:

[Yompa]

You remember the half time scores being hung up on pegs alongside letters that corresponded to games listed in the match programme (now... there was a real reason for buying a programme).

[Yompa]

You used to stand behind the goal that your team was attacking for both halves of the game, which therefore entailed passing the other lot at half time!

[Yompa]

You used to make go-karts out of orange boxes (with old pram wheels) and string for steering.

[Yompa]

You used to buy chewing gum out of a slot machine that gave you a free packet every third penny.

[Yompa]

You know who Biggles is (didn't he play for Celtic... oh no, that was Wayne Biggins... )

[Yompa]

You can still remember how to make a paper water bomb.