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It was more meant at Alex's comment saying he didn't believe that it was the real Leigh Griffiths doing the blog. Seems a number of people on Facebook think it's genuine. God knows why.

Another fantastic read though :004:

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To be honest, Leigh's BBC blog is just as funny. His paracraphs are as short as Falkirks odds on going down. He doesnt have much between the ears that one. The spoof blog was excellent, bit hard to read, should change the colours. Good laugh.

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Part 7!

http://dundeebarryleighgriffiths.blogspot.com/

We made our way on to the pitch. A bunch of cones and markers had been laid out. Chisholm followed us out and cried, 'BILLY!'

Enter our new assistant manager.

He came down the track riding a kiddie's tricycle. The players looked on in horror as he approached. He was wearing nothing but a bib, a nappy, and a hat with a little propeller on top of it. Jumping off the tricycle he bounded over towards us shouting, 'BILLY LIKE FUTBA! BILLY LIKES FUTBA!'. He was drooling profusely, and his tongue was lolling out his mouth like that of a frisky Border Collie who just fu**ed a sheep.

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Part 7! http://dundeebarryleighgriffiths.blogspot.com/

We made our way on to the pitch. A bunch of cones and markers had been laid out. Chisholm followed us out and cried, 'BILLY!'

Enter our new assistant manager. He came down the track riding a kiddie's tricycle. The players looked on in horror as he approached. He was wearing nothing but a bib, a nappy, and a hat with a little propeller on top of it. Jumping off the tricycle he bounded over towards us shouting, 'BILLY LIKE FUTBA! BILLY LIKES FUTBA!'. He was drooling profusely, and his tongue was lolling out his mouth like that of a frisky Border Collie who just fu**ed a sheep.

emoticone-msn-casque-helice.gif <--- I thought of Billy Dodds immediately!

That Leigh Griffiths blog is genius, especially the Jocky Scott character. Love it!

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BILLY LIKE FUTBA! BILLY LIKES FUTBA!'. He was drooling profusely, and his tongue was lolling out his mouth like that of a frisky Border Collie who just fu**ed a sheep.

The writing is brilliant and the guy has a real talent,a lot of laugh out loud stuff.Was out with my dog,who just happens to be a frisky collie and the image of Doddsy just wouldnt go away every time she came running back!!

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Renowned sectarian Bob Malcolm chuckled and mumbled something about the Pope. Jocky, still holding Melville's dead eyes, ended the call to Brannan and dialed another number. The Sash started up in Malcolm's pocket. He fished his phone out and answered.

'Hullo?'

'Boaby, see if eh hear one mair peep oot o' you eh'll send the Pope roond tae yer gaff tae gie yi the hidin' o' a lifetime. Boy wiz in the SS, he's hard as nails. You're on a slippery f*ckin' slope here, c*nto. Ken?'

Malcolm put his phone away and went quiet.

Terry, get this guy signed up for ICT. Pure comedy genius. :lol:

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