raol moat police cant find him

[+Feb82000]

5 days on and police still cant find raol moat,the goverment should now send in the army to find this person

[SMEE]

If i went on the run......ad escape the athourities for yrs....coz my name is john Rambo

[starchief]

I'd rather leave police work to the police. As far as detective skills go, I'm sure they're best equipped.

[Yngwie]

Eludes defenders, not afraid to shoot? He's definitely worthy of a trial.

[AJS]

Eludes defenders, not afraid to shoot? He's definitely worthy of a trial.

very cheeky.

Edited July 7, 2010 by ajsict92

[Johnboy]

I would have thought when the police found his tent, sniffer dogs would have been able to pick up his trail - he probably hasn't washed for a few days!

Still... they're having 20 armour plated Mitsubishi Shoguns sent across from N.Ireland....

That'll help.

[ictchris]

If you're reading this Raoul, I hear Derek Adams shagged your burd when you were in jail.

[Yngwie]

[Renegade]

They should get Dog the Bounty Hunter over. He'd find him in no time time with just a torch and some pepper spray!

[CaleyStag]

He's said he is only targeting the police and the general public are safe. In other news, Northumbria Police have announced 'Dress Down Friday'.

[Alex MacLeod]

I would have thought when the police found his tent, sniffer dogs would have been able to pick up his trail - he probably hasn't washed for a few days!

Still... they're having 20 armour plated Mitsubishi Shoguns sent across from N.Ireland....

That'll help.

If the scent is not picked up within a couple of hours it isn't there any more. I'd borrow the wolves from Highland Wildlife and set them free in the forest he's supposed to be hiding in.

[Yngwie]

I'd borrow the wolves from Highland Wildlife and set them free in the forest he's supposed to be hiding in.

Why send him food?

[Drochit Blue]

I see the police have offered ?10,000 for information that helps catch him......if they haven't got him by Saturday night is it a Raol-over ?

[Drochit Blue]

following Raol Moat's attack on the fish & chip shop the other day, all chippies in Northumberland will now be closed until he's caught.

There'll be no more fishies on little dishes 'til the Moat comes in...

(I'm gonna go to the bad place aren't I?)

[Renegade]

(I'm gonna go to the bad place aren't I?)

If you're in Drumnadrochit, you're already there! :D

[+DoofersDad]

following Raol Moat's attack on the fish & chip shop the other day, all chippies in Northumberland will now be closed until he's caught.

Apparently the shop owner tried to escape out the back door but Moat had the place surrounded.

[Scarlet Pimple]

All shopkeepers in the area will now have to dig a moat round their place ,then?

MOAT--Me Out And Tricky.

[caley100]

following Raol Moat's attack on the fish & chip shop the other day, all chippies in Northumberland will now be closed until he's caught.

There'll be no more fishies on little dishes 'til the Moat comes in...

(I'm gonna go to the bad place aren't I?)

:D

Well you are a Man city supporter

[Heilandee]

Man City are putting together a ?25 million bid for Raol Moat this morning. They've no idea who he is but they've heard everyone else is after him.

[Harry Chibber]

Police put a bounty of ?1000 on Moat's head and set to raise it to ?2000 next week if it's a Roal over.... ..... .....

[BA]

Well they have him surrounded.

Oh and these puns are not Roal Moatley funny.

[Yngwie]

Well they have him surrounded.

BBC are reporting that it is "a man resembling Moat" who currently has about 100 guns trained on him.

How flipping unlucky is that, being a Moat lookalike in Rothbury?!

[ictchris]

He's still got time to post on twitter - link

[Renegade]

And when you thought it couldn't get any more intriguing - Gazza turns up! Whatever next?

Edited July 9, 2010 by Renegade

[Mick]

Greggs have jumped on the band wagon and are cashing in on there new pastry snack.

Its thick, meaty and has a hint of ginger. Sausage Raouls are now on sale for 49p.