CAPTION COMPETITION

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Oh we are all off to Brechin with the Green !!

[Alex MacLeod]

"What is the going rate for mercenaries nowadays Mr Green"?

[+DoofersDad]

"Green and Black's"

Fairtrade Football

All our players are ethically sourced with no dodgy loan deals.

[Laurence]

only had one careful Lady owner ?

[bigman]

right, when you get round to painting the dressing room could you make sure the pegs are not shuggley.

[gordieict]

A match made in heaven

[Ronaldo]

.........I'll get him to sign quick before he realises he's playing alongside me in midfield

or from Ian ......can't wait to tell ma dad I've just bought Rangers!

[GMD11UK]

Ian was the guy we knew could beat the plumbers, call center employees & househusbands in the 3rd division.

[Tichy_Blacks_Back]

Ian Black signs contract in the new Rangers trophy room.

[Oddquine]

From Green : That's another SPL wage on an SFL3 income. Wonder how long it's going to take us to hit administration this time?

[+bughtmaster]

We'll see you alright son but dinna tell the taxman !

[gordieict]

Mtr Green before I sign this what does An EBT mean?

[12th Man]

I cant believe my luck, I didnt think Rangers would come calling till they reached div 1.

[bauhaus]

Can I get an advance on me wages, I aint been paid by Hearts since Christmas

[TopSix]

WATP - we're away to Peterhead...

[CELTIC1CALEY3]

Green 'Ian a few questions before you sign about your footballing education. Can you cope with being on trial at Brechin?'

Ian 'Charles, I have a lot of experience of being on trial. Anyway, all I want is to sign fer the mighty Gers and play in an old firm derby at Peterhead.'

[NormaStitz]

I don't understand paragraph 24.11 "I understand I may be required to remain on the pitch for the full 90 minutes."

[TopSix]

Green: "Hurry up and sign Ian lad, I've got to get Douglas Imrie signed by this afternoon."

[Govan Jaggie]

"I am pleased to have signed for the club I have supported since I was a boy."

[WYNESS101]

Mr Green: Ian can you paint this city blue??

Black: YES I CAN

[Ten4]

Now Ian, you know we only signed you because Lee McCulloch is getting too old to be kicking the SH#T out of our opponents !

[Laurence]

Why do I have to change my name to Van Persie by deed pol ?

And what's this about Manchester City?

[The Mantis]

Right lad, stand up now for the press. Oh, you are standing up!

[bauhaus]

Sorry Ian, those EBTs have been cancelled. Cash in a brown bag ok.

That will do nicely Mr Green

[bauhaus]

Yes Ian, you will be guaranteed a place in the derbies, looking forward to the first one at Hampden