FAMILY CALEYNESS !!

[CaleyJulz]

DADDY IF YA KEEW ALF THE THINGS US WEE AINS WERE OOT DOIN THEN I WOULD BE GROUNDED FWER THE NEXT YEAR ERMMMM DID I TELL YOU THAT LAURA ....... OPSSS THATS A SECRET !!!!

[Guest Lauraness]

sorry daddy we will come home earlier in future, it was julies fault she was too busy kissin boys to take me home.....

[CaleyJulz]

SIS I WAS NOT GOD YOU ALWAYS TRYIN TO GET ME GROUNDED SO YOU CAN GO SEE THAT LAD FAE NO 69 AND GET DRUNK AND YOU THINK I DONT KNOW YOU DO THT AYE WELL YER WRANG CAUSE HIS BRUV TELT ME AL!!L ABOOT IT

[bigmack]

Any room for a Great Great Grandad.

bigmack

[CaleyJulz]

YES YOU CAN BE GREAT GRANDAD MACK

[bigmack]

Thanks very much and look forward to enjoying Family.Qualification is guarentied, I am already Nuts.

cheers,

GGM

[CaleyJulz]

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY CALEYNESS GGMIM SURE YOU WILL FIT IN .

[Guest Lauraness]

YAY i canny wait to visit great granda macks house, he tells the best stories

[f*ballers wife]

sorry daddy we will come home earlier in future, it was julies fault she was too busy kissin boys to take me home.....

oh my!!!

that's my girl, like granny , like grandaughter!

and hi great granpa, not seen you since me and howdies 25th anniversary party when you buggered off wi all the silver!

[Caley Fish]

I think family Caleyness needs a family pet

[Caley4eva]

you offereing??

[CaleyJulz]

WE HAVE A MUTT ALREADY CLLED BINT WELL THATS WHAT DAD CALLS IT NEVER KNOWN ITS PROPER NAME !!

[Guest Lauraness]

and we have 15 birds............

[Caley Fish]

Boo

[bigmack]

Most of GGM's stories are lies but entertaining esp about the war and other ficticios tales.

[f*ballers wife]

Boo

oh my!!!

COURSE you can be our pet, can you be of the tropical variety, i need to watch you swim round to relax me babe, is that ok?

[Guest Von]

Right you lot, it's time fer yer bed. Whats all this about a new great grandad??? Well, I have something to tell you all................

Big mack really is yer great grandad. He had a fling wi yer great granny in nineteen canteen( he came round to fix her plumbing) and the rest is history. As you will be aware, your great granny suffered bad from incontinence and smelt a bit, and that was all the fault of big mack messing around with her plumbing.

However, we must welcome him with open arms, as that's what family Caleyness do..........Just don't let him near yer pipes!

From mum x

[Caley Fish]

Boo

oh my!!!

COURSE you can be our pet, can you be of the tropical variety, i need to watch you swim round to relax me babe, is that ok?

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

now, i'm starting to get a we bit confuzzled here... i AM the GRANNY you know, i'm alLOweD to BE!

this must be great granpa on granpa howdi;s side.... yes??? :?: :? :shock:

[Guest Von]

Just watch Trisha three weeks next tuesday and all will be revealed :o

[bigmack]

Thought the "plumbing/pipes incident" was forgotten about cos there was another party involved and that brought trouble from the other side of the family

[Guest Von]

Well you were the one who came-a-knocking on our door mister, so you can be sure that secrets don't stay secrets for long. Anyway, you were only asked to sort out her u-bend and you left having serviced her down pipe....................and your an electrician !

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

what party.... which side of the family... what you talking about...

i wasnt there. it was a maLLLIshshshOUS rOOOmer!

:P

[bigmack]

For the sake of the family can we not go into any further chat about the "incident"?

[f*ballers wife]

For the sake of the family can we not go into any further chat about the "incident"?

oh my!!!

i COMPLETELY agree, WHOLE heartedly! here here!!! :roll: