Life Great Unanswered Questions

[Alex MacLeod]

Cos dec 25th is a holiday and if it was on another day then employers would have to give another holiday?? :023:

[The Mantis]

What did Charlie say to Boner?

[Canada Bob]

Why is Christmas celebrated on December the 25th when there is no evidence to say that that was the date Jesus was born on?

That's easy enough, it's the best time to flog off all the stuff you still have on the shelves before the end of the year, sigh...

Canada Bob.

[SMEE]

Am sure i heard somewhere many moons ago that they rekoned the original date for Jesus's birth was around 19th sept

[Guest TinCanFan]

Apparently there's a lot of evidence to say that Jesus was born in the summer and Jehovah's Witnesses think that he was born on 1st October.

[SMEE]

Jehovoa Wintness's also think its ok to die rather than recieve a blood tranfusion. Muppets!!

[Guest TinCanFan]

That kind of goes against that "Shall not Kill" commmandment thing doesn't it.

[tm4tj]

Anyway.........what did Jehova's witness?

[Guest TinCanFan]

God knows.

[SMEE]

Anyway.........what did Jehova's witness?

I happen to know the answer to this......they witnessed some...........stuff and things

[tm4tj]

wow :010:

[Guest TinCanFan]

Why is Inverness nicknamed Sneck?

[Guest TinCanFan]

What was Dr Who's first name?

[tm4tj]

Doctor

[jaggedthistle]

"TinCanFan - Why is Christmas celebrated on December the 25th when there is no evidence to say that that was the date Jesus was born on?"

It's actually the date of the Pagan celebration - Winter solstice or something like that.  Jesus was born in March.

What sadist put the "s" in lisp?  And why is dyslexic so hard to spell???

[Johnboy]

  And why is dyslexic so hard to spell???

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Presumably just in case anyone's in any doubt....!!

[caley100]

Who the **** decided to shout 'duck' to make people lower their heads?

Do you wonder why a doctors surgery is called a practice?

[Kingsmills]

Why do men have nipples ?

[Kingsmills]

What do Irish battles fought over 300 years ago have to do with Scottish football ?

[Guest TinCanFan]

Why do men have nipples ?

Because in the past men used to be able to milk their kids and some men still can apparently.

[Kingsmills]

Strange, my kids seem to milk me without me ever having to remove my shirt.

[tm4tj]

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How true, how very true. :009:

[Kingsmills]

What caused the world to abandon taste and discernment for the whole of the 1970s ?

[tm4tj]

the 80's

[Alex MacLeod]

What do Irish battles fought over 300 years ago have to do with Scottish football ?

History lesson................The Battle of the Boyne was fought between refuge seeking Jacobites and English forces. Both sides recruited the assistance of Irishmen, most of whom ran away when the battle started. If you ever get the chance to be in that area go see the battlefield and the relics of that skirmish. Reminded me a bit of Culloden but with a river.