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A Rangers bus is at the roadside at the Slochd with the fans having a comfort break.

One man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

The  local Gamekeeper shouts,

'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!'

The man replies,

'Hey Man, am frae Glesga man, can you repeat that so ae can understand it, man.'

The game keeper replies,

'I said, use both hands - you get more that way!!!'

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Another of the fans from the same bus wanders off down a farm track, he espies  a small pile of brown pills and fancies his chances. A local farmer appears and the fan "asks what are these"?. The farmer says " they're learning pills".  The fan thinks " I'll have some of that ". One taste and he spits the pill oot......" that taste's like sheep sh*t!"....he cried.

Ye're learning ......... :023:

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