Yompa

I have news for yow ladies...

wee Finn, or to address him by his real name, Dargoal, is going to be at the start of the Highland March, so yow can judge for yowselves. By the way, wee Toto (who's six) will also be there so there may be some competition... :?:

Should pull in a crowd if nuffin else. :P

Oops, yow's right... 18 points it should be.

Yow, by the way, is Brummie for you. It's a disease that brought on by listening to Gringow for too long.

As far as the yow and me thing goes, I thought it would be fun to throw it open so everyone could have a birra fun. I'll still beat yow mind... :evil:

Following through usually works well...

Marathon Bar

You won't...

I've long suspected that HMS Tart shot its load too early... :shock:

After a brief discussion with ITN Jnr (offspring of the recently departed member for Stewarton East ), I'd like to offer/promote/organise etc a splendid new game for the 2006/07 season... and no, it won't take up much of your time... in fact once the season's underway, it'll take up none at all because once the season's started, all yow've got to do is wait for the points to start rolling in.

Let me explain...

All yow've got to do is predict the final order of the English Premiership from top to bottom (and don't give me that anti-English nonsense... I know y'all watch MOTD and Sky). If a team finishes in exactly the position you predict (eg Chelski 1st), then yow'll score 20 points for that team. However for every position above or below yow prediction, yow'll lose a point. So suppose yow predict that Chelski will win the league and they go and finish 3rd, yow'll only score 18 points for Chelski.

Gorrit?

It's as simple as fook and I'll publish the league table every week so yow can see how yow's doing.

If yow'd like to play, post yer interest on 'ere and let's see how many we get...

I'm a bit surprised that Vladimir Romanovski didn't win Chairman of the Year, Manager Sacker of the Year, Johnny Foreigner Purchaser of the Year and Submarine Commander of the Year.

In fact, what really surprises me is that he didn't award the fvcking prizes.... :shock:

I'm fvcking chuffed to bits that AS are back in the league. I was only 32 when they got chucked out (the bottom four of the old Fourth Division had to re-apply for election in those days but it always went through on the nod... until Accrington). The club then folded after one further season in the Lancashire Combination but in 1968, a bunch of die hards re-invented the team and they've spent the last 38 years progressing their way back up the minor leagues. Thye didn't even get into the Conference until three years ago so all credit to them.

Now... whatever happened to Gateshead...?

Nope... but here's a hint...

Think Burnley...

Yes, it was indeed very sad when ITN passed away....

But not to worry, his soul lives on

So... to your answers:

Ky drove his taxi, Seoras, GJ and ITN were in the motor with a large carry-out (replenished, I might add, by an emergency stop in Musselburgh) but I don't recall seeing the Summer Wine crew there, even though it was virtually a home game for the paralyticmedic.

The Fly.. aye he was there. Drove up from the smoke I seem to recall.

The words "Livvy" and "good luck" should never be seen in the same sentence.

On the other hand, "Livvy" and "good riddance" go very well togetherl.

Seeing as yow av 2 B a moderator to post a quiz on the quiz page, here's an alternative non-quiz quiz:

Name the Berwick 17...

Otis Redding (still the best voice ever, 39 years on from his death) 8)

I look forward to seeing you in the Chat Room on match days mate. If you've adopted the NZ appraoch to life, you'll be able to share some great craic with Gabby who's in Melbourne... feck me, you're practically neighbours! :shock:

Nope...

Planning to bang in an overnight 50 miler on Friday night... probably the last big session before the real thing...

Not long now!

No one plays that role as well as Russell Duncan does, although I suspect wee Black could probably do the job, and deliver a top pass having got the ball in a deep position.

Gringo

Dringo

Drongo

Dronga

Drogga

Drogba

:P

Joes 5 mate so i do know my family better than you mate. Laura don't even start with cute little brother nonsense.

I've got news for you son...

Joe was SIX while you weren't looking back in February!!! :blah:

I was going to walk to the game as a sort of HM4 training run but I've since found out that Mrs Yompa (the real one, not the imposter that's floating about on the site ) is getting her hair cut on Saturday afternoon so there goes that plan out the window...

I'm sure it won't be long before someone clocks that IHE has registered their name from the old site so he can get on the wind up.... :evil:

I salute you, Caley D!

You job will be to enjoy lots of Highland scenery and not crash the bus (sic).

You will actually have a great time on the road with this lot. Just make sure they don't force you to make all the sandwiches at half five every morning... :rubeyes:

It occurs to me that unless we want to fight with Motherwell for the cash that comes with finishing 7th, it might well be a good idea for Charlie to use the remaining games to try a few new faces.

For example, I'd like to see McAllister and Jackson getting a couple of games and if there are any other decent performers on the fringes (that rules Fox out then) then they too should be getting a chance.

This is a chance for Charlie to start planning for next season...

From Tursdee onwards, yow'll be able to re-enact the scene from Butch Cassidy where they turn round, looking back down the valley and quote the famous line "who are those guys"... 8)