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Posts posted by Kieran
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Aye cheers for today!
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Any word on ticket prices for this game?
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Dalneigh...
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Don't suppose there's two spare seats for the bus?
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Someone fancy PM'ing me the link to the game?
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Michael Fraser was from Drumnadrochit I believe.
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McCann!!!!!!!
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Cheers Stepho! Can't get on the computer just now, posting on my iPod. Its on now :)
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Its not on MFR :(, what frequency is it on?
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Caley D last posted in May. Why would he not still use that account rather than create a new one as CaleyD?
If you're replying to my post, the bit where he said that was in the status updates bitty, it wasn't in any threads.
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CaleyD Contrary too popular belief I will NOT be returning to CTO. Scotty has made that abundantly clear.
This is what he posted on P&B, make of it what you will :023:
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Mainly P&B and Lamebook for me. Lamebook is essentiallu a website full of Facebook fails www.lamebook.com
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Mr Nice by Howard Marks. Basically it's the autobiography of a hash smuggler, there's a film based on his life being released later on this year I believe starring Rhys Ifans.
A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini is also worth a read, telling the story of two women's lives and the hardships they face living in Afghanistan.
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Kieran, give the Social Club a call 232533 is the number (I think).
Cheers :P
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Do you have to book a place on the greig street bus or can you just turn up on the day? Whats the number if you have to book?
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i'm pretty sure it was drug related, wouldnt like to say who told me this though, but it is a reliable source. Its very sad, a lot of tears in our school today
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Completed it the other day after 4 hours of intense gaming, its absolutely brilliant and highly addictive
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Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC
I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your 'performance' (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.
In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and w#nking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.
I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little p?ssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely f#ck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.
You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.
I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you've been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it's only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.
I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don't bother packing your toothbrush ? you won't need it.
In the event that our beloved chairman can't afford the expense (understandable given that he's soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I'll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.
Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys ? strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.
So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate b#stards; leave this club now and don't you f#cking dare look back. You've consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth's scr?tum, so frankly you can just all f#ck off ? don't pass go, don't collect your wages, don't ever come back to this town again.
I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald's drive-thru in the near future.
Yours sincerely
A very disillusioned Mariner
Bet ya he was back at Blundell Park for the next home game :(
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Never heard IHE thats why i asked
Here what happend with the fans today? Someone threw a half bottle of vodka on the pitch
When?
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For me, there's a couple changes after the poor performance earlier -
--------------------------------------------Esson------------------------------------------------
-----------Tokely-------------------------Munro-----------------------Golabek-----------------
---------------------------------------------Cox---------------------------------------------------
---Odhiambo-------------Sanchez----------------------McBain----------------------Hayes-----
-----------------------------Foran----------------------Barrowman---------------------------------
Subs - Allison, Imrie, Rooney, Proctor, Djebi-Zadi
Sanchez shouldnt be in the team thats for sure
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Anyone know where I can get a beachball? :022:
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Me + 2
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I know where I could get a deal on inflatable sheep. Give me an idea how many we need and I'll get a price and set up a paypal link.
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Asher roth - asleep in the bread aisle
Jay z - blueprint 3
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Any details about bus for the Motherwell game been confirmed yet?