GMD

Loving all the crackpots outside the hospital waiting for the "royal baby"

Made productive use of my lunchbreak, pumped out near 500 words for the relaunch of The Teep Kick! I'm looking forward to finishing it off, checking the structure and getting some no doubt high quality art from Brett Tucker.

Manchester Derby today.......well, I guess I could watch it. It'd be rude not to really.

Marie Mackenzie Marie Jenkins Infamous in Sweden.

Me: I just bought nunchucks from amazon Kelly: why? Me: why not?

Monday being a chunt already, not even noon.

Morning Yoga smashed, now time for breakfast and head out into the wilderness.

Must be the only one not watching the El Classico....

Must resist urge to order curry......

My mind wants to sit and watch more Hannibal, my body knows it needs to go to the gym. Damn you pizza, why have you forsaken me!

My new favourite show, brilliant breakdown on Suarez's bite, corporations religious rights and closing with the USA's influence on Ugandan laws banning homosexuality.

My prediction of holly being topless by the Voice finale are lookin likely.......that dress ooosht #willabooby

Myself and Kelly Dawson have come up with a rather immature game for "ok Google". Whenever either of us tries doing a voice search we try and **** it up for the other person by screaming out "boobs". For anyone wondering there's no buses from Glasgow Buchanan Street to Boobs Airport.

Needing a Netflix movie suggestion, any region and it has to be somethin I've not seen. Preferably thriller or action......GO!

Netflix film suggestion? UK or US, be warned, I've seen a lot.

No Adrian Chiles for the Europa League Final, thank you ITV.

No decent gigs comin up I fancy attending, poor form that nobody is touring.

Nobody tells DJ Request what to play!

Norovirus! Yay......**** you illness, ****......you. Also I've decided NCIS: LA is rubbish.

Not being stuck in the house for any longer, **** the rain we're aff to the cinema!!

Not even 8am and I've already left my gloves on the bus....FFS

Not often I have a moan on bookface so here goes.......The sooner today is over the better. That is all.

Not overly impressed with the Kimberly in Findhorn, I think my fellow hospitality veterans would agree there is potential but a lot to change before it could reach our high professional standards.

Not sure what's worse: The shirt that lad is wearing on The Voice or 3rd world debt.

Nothin like a casual run on the icey roads for the bus as they've binned the 6.20, FFS. No running for the bus the next few days though, dinners and drinks ahoy!