TheresNoEsInBlack

Not been here in a while! Happy days

Stage 1 of Wake up Ruth complete and I am unscathed. Stage 1 is the most dangerous. It's like poking a hungry tiger with a stick. Stage 2 involves presenting sleeping beauty with tea and toast. Might end up wearing it. Wish me luck.

Can anyone send me an Orange Wednesday code please?

Fraser: Don't know how I'm gonna fit this massive file into this environment. Ruth: Just thumb it in.

Just booked Crieff Hydro at last! thanks Tory, Ruth & Lisa! X

Thank you to everyone who shared our ad for the flat. It has now been snapped up. Happy days :)

Just had a really nice afternoon/evening with Allison and Rebecca from Laaaandan. Great to see you guys. Amazing food from Ruth who dropped some Ballywee classics! See you next time, Marcia!

Notes to self: Don't agree with fiancée when she says that the brunette in the Blurred Lines video is her favourite. Especially not in a "pervy voice".

Watching a bit of Loch Ness there. Joely Richardson's accent is like the mrs doubtfire one that Ruth does lol x

Has it occurred to this douchebag that the polar bear is not feeding because of the giant tracking device they stuck round it's neck? BBC2

Morgen bekommen wir einige heiße MTB Aktion mit Graeme, Craig und andere. Ist gut, ja.

Went to ScotMilFit for the first time in ages this morning with Colin. My quads are screaming but it feels good. I'm miles away from Tough Mudder though.

If you're going to RockNess in the car then cool yer jets. 2 bad accidents on the A9 already!

Justin "Lugs" Vanderhyde for xfactor champ