TheresNoEsInBlack

Can anyone send me an Orange Wednesday code please?

Fraser: Don't know how I'm gonna fit this massive file into this environment. Ruth: Just thumb it in.

Has it occurred to this douchebag that the polar bear is not feeding because of the giant tracking device they stuck round it's neck? BBC2

If you're going to RockNess in the car then cool yer jets. 2 bad accidents on the A9 already!

Just booked Crieff Hydro at last! thanks Tory, Ruth & Lisa! X

Just had a really nice afternoon/evening with Allison and Rebecca from Laaaandan. Great to see you guys. Amazing food from Ruth who dropped some Ballywee classics! See you next time, Marcia!

Justin "Lugs" Vanderhyde for xfactor champ

Morgen bekommen wir einige heiße MTB Aktion mit Graeme, Craig und andere. Ist gut, ja.

Not been here in a while! Happy days

Notes to self: Don't agree with fiancée when she says that the brunette in the Blurred Lines video is her favourite. Especially not in a "pervy voice".

Stage 1 of Wake up Ruth complete and I am unscathed. Stage 1 is the most dangerous. It's like poking a hungry tiger with a stick. Stage 2 involves presenting sleeping beauty with tea and toast. Might end up wearing it. Wish me luck.

Thank you to everyone who shared our ad for the flat. It has now been snapped up. Happy days :)

Watching a bit of Loch Ness there. Joely Richardson's accent is like the mrs doubtfire one that Ruth does lol x

Went to ScotMilFit for the first time in ages this morning with Colin. My quads are screaming but it feels good. I'm miles away from Tough Mudder though.