The Mantis

Scotland on Sunday does a Q&A page in the sport section. Yesterday was Eddie Turnbull.

Next week is.............

Neil Lennon.

Let's get some questions going! Address is sport_sos@scotlandonsunday.com

Mine is:

"My question for Neil Lennon relates to a match at Pittodrie on 22/8/04:

Did you feel sorry for Juanjo of ICT when he had the misfortune to be on the same pitch as you, just at the instant you were struck by a sniper's bullet?"

Shearer. although not capped when with us

I don't remember him being clapped much either  :015: :015: :015: :015:

Hey don't you find these Merkins a bit spooky FW? Sometimes they put the willies up you  :006:

I see it's the Ironworks. If I was in the Sneck I'd go.

Apparently the Highland Snooze did a really crappy article which was full of amateurish mistakes, including a mention of his new album, except it's his previous one from 2 years ago  :017:

The forum at steveforbert.com is having a good chuckle about these hicks in quaint old Scotland. I'd better post and tell them the HN is not typical of a decent Scottish paper.

3 from Lothian & Borders crew.

Aye, two late goals in both games too.

Where does that guy stow his rod?

Where's cantbeatanybody when you need him?  :015: :015: :015: :015:

Aye, feck all those that left early  :015: :015: :015:

Rossco went radio rental at the main stand at the goal. North Stand next time Ross!

The big hairy-ersed yin has spotted it correctly. Keep the 4-4-2 but bring back the Dinho. Drop Rankin, he'll get a game anyway once Blackie gets a ban next week or the week after.

Aye but how did they compare with the 1978 version? There's the rub  :016:

I thought Jo Brand was 3 and 4.

Too many feckers posting on these threads who never see an away game.

Too many of the same feckers who go to home games and sit on their hands waiting for something to happen.

ICT is a club with very few resources whose rightful place logically should be div one. Every week these players punch above their weight.

Inverness doesn't deserve the feckin miracle that is ICT.

NO BORING EXPLANATIONS WHY, HOW WHEN ETC, JUST A SIMPLE YES/NO. NO DOUBT THERE WILL BE SOME PLONKER WHO WONT UNDERSTAND THAT......

Feckin midges are a nuisance.

NO.

I wish they'd got in ahead of C(o)unty. That would have made a real feckin derby

I said it before too, CC is trying to play a bit more of the silky stuff and credit to him, as most folk down here (especially the Hibbies) think we're a stuffy side and not very easy on the eye.

However I reckon Rankin could make way for Russeldinho, after all he'll only have a few weeks in the reserves till he gets a chance with Blackie suspended  :015:

I also think we've looked better this season after Richie Hart has come on, mind you I don't think he does so well if he's on at the start  :007:

I wasn't there- I'm probably limited to about 8 home games a year, but why didn't somebody turn round and tell him to shut the phuqup? They'd probably get a round of applause and a laugh from the silent majority and somebody might even start up with 'give me a Ceeee'  :015:

I agree with the old git with the fat erse.

I've been away for a few days. Wonder what happened to that wifie in Aiberdeen who was accused of panelling a few kids  :015: :015: :015:

As Meat Loaf would say, you took the words right out of my mouth TM4TJ. What an old git. If I get to that age I'm telling nobody.

I remember that first photie. It's after Barry scored at Falkirk in january when we cuffed them 4-1.

American singer/songwriter Steve Forbert is appearing in Inverness, October 11, venue TBA. I've been a big fan of Steve for over 25 years but not sure if he's ever been up in Sneck. Seen him in Glasgow and Edinburgh and he's been in Aberdeen a few times.

I'll be going to the Glasgow show on the 4th but if I lived in Sneck I'd be looking forward to the 11th.

The teacher asks the class for a sentence with the word 'contagious' in it.

After a long, long delay, wee Johnny, who has been sitting there for ages, wondering how none of the swots have answered such an easy question, puts up his hand.

The teacher is delighted to see him trying for once and asks for his sentence.

"Well miss, the guy next door was painting the fence last week. My dad looked out the window and says 'look at that, he's trying to paint the fence with a half inch brush. It'll take the contagious!' "

Build a garage.

Headless, immediately after sex with Mrs Mantis, having failed to jump off quickly.