The Mantis

Of course I was running backwards you fool, Mrs Mantis had post-coitally bitten off my head and I was having trouble seeing. That's the reason why athletes nowadays are not allowed sexual congress before races.

Apparently Mr Hitler made an excuse and left so he could avoid presenting medals to Mr Owens.

Without recourse to Wikipedia, the shoe guy was called Adi Dassler. Maybe.

Puma was set up by his brother. Maybe.

Andrews will be away anyway. He's not French! That must have been Darren's twin brother who played for us, couldn't hit a coo on the erse wi a banjo.

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Thanks for the tip. I was assuming it was you hence the reference. Mind you I still don't understand-it wasn't upsetting my forum width.

The Urq played in the European Cup v Cologne (1 + 1s) in 78-9 and against Valencia (2 apps) in the ECWC in 79-80. He didn't score against any of them.

He left the club in Nov 80- Rangers didn't play Porto till Oct 83.

Aye, I see what you mean rite enaff..... it was an even bigger toilet seat last night but it's been edited from CaleyD size to normal erse size :015: :015: :015: :015:

I see it's restricted on here but normal size if you load it in a new window- 'ow do they do that then?

Anyway this place was making the headlines for various reasons in 1936, before the toilet seat was added.

Away and feck yersels, miserable gits :moon07: Anyway the bumf says the data is 1-3 years old. I'll never get tired of looking for places I've been on holiday etc. Like this:

[img width=300 height=200]http://www.caledonianfc.co.uk/stadium.jpg

Anybody else find this as addictive as I do? I can lose 3 or 4 hoors nae problem :017:

The most famous Mar bar rumour is one that involved Marianne Faithfull and Mick Jagger enjoying a rather special picnic. She denies it

Well, she would, wouldn't she?

Mind you I think the good old titheids from the Met made that one up TBH.

Nah, this is me

He's started attending gamblers anonymous. Seemingly he lost £200M on a one-legged bandit.

Jnr- Se amadan a tha annad :014:

Tyldesley- what a twat. Russeldinho, sorry I mean Ronaldinho, is lining up a free kick and he compares him to Johnnny Wilkinson :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

And not once at the end did they mention the Arse got a free kick for nowt.

I've got nothing against Arsenal or any other English club but when these twats get going you just root for the oppo.

Now the English national side- that's another story :016:

I was certainly at that Shire game, real end of season stuff.

Not sure Billy ever scored in Europe though he did miss a couple as any bluenose will tell you :015: :015: :015: :015:

They've already mentioned it once :015: :015: :015: :015:

Meaning 2006 not 19**, but preparing for WINNING it, not just preparing for it :015: :015: :015: :015:

Or Cyril choking the chicken :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

Mott the Hoople Rocks :022: :022:

Ian Hunter is still touring anyway

That's an oldie but :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: guid yin Maimie

ABE as usual...

mmm, seem to remember a few hundred Partick fans, Livingston Fans and St Mirren Fans doing it on our patch when they won the league !!!

I must have missed the £ivi fans- that's the problem with having all those players on the pitch :015: :015: :015: :015:

I have to confess I rather enjoyed it too. Unless Mileson did a real snow job, he comes across as a genuine down to earth fan and sponsors loads of teams.

Let Gretna have their spell in the sun. Even if it's embarrassing that a wee team with no fans can reach our national cup final.

Of course, it's easy not to be bitter when, unlike other teams, Gretna have never whupped ICT by 5 goals :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

Good on you Peterheid, Stewie & Bav. What a finish. Whoooooooof!

Last night I heard old Leishy singing a song.......

Woke up this morning and my licence was gone......

Ooh, eep, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep :angel03:

Brewster was probably our best player and he raised the fitness levels after Robbo, who was reputed to be lax on fitness. He also changed the diets etc.

But I think as a manager the verdict is 'not proven'.

Two nuns in the bath. One says 'where's the soap'? The other replies 'yes, doesn't it just' :014:

Mantis - is that no a wee bit harsh! We read what he posted and laughed.

We took it completely tongue in cheek and an attempt to defuse the situation Jnr started?

His tongue hasn't spent much time in his cheek before though has it! Let me say I was alerted to it by another admin and that's how I called it.

Maybe you're right, but only the lad himself knows- let's see what he posts next time.....