Georgeios

Inverness... Where the Palace is a hotel, the Castle is a court, the court is a theatre, the Kitchen is a restaurant, the Scottish pub serves Thai food, you can't get petrol at The Filling Station, Eastgates in the centre, Westhill is to the southeast, you can go for a shot in a Gunsmiths, Cafe 1s not a cafe, you can get a haircut from Head gardeners, you don't go to a jeweller for your dream ring you head to a bakers and there are no ******* boats in the Ferry. Go **** yourself tourists!!!!