Apollo

A nun is sitting on a train opposite a man who is eating a bag of prawns. Every time he eats one he spits the head at her and she throws it out the window. Eventually she gets annoyed and pulls the emergency cord, the guy looks at her and says "You'll get fined ?50 for that you stupid b*tch" and laughs. She laughs back and says "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers you'll get 10 years you stupid c*nt!"

That's the first I've heard of this.

Haha that's great, kinda glad there's not someone like that on this site.

I wasn't even a twinkle in my mother's eye at that point

In my bed

Paul Ince

They still are .

Experienced for us always seems to be someone thats past their prime and in their mid-late 30's.

Make the stadium similar to Old Trafford. Get bought over by the Man City owner. Get a decent manager. Get myself an Aston. Make cookies.

I personally don't really care if an adult wants to wear a football shirt to show their allegiance to a certain team. I don't wear football tops myself (haven't done since I was about 15) I just don't like to wear them but if others do then it's their decision.

Don't think I've heard of that band? lolz.

I just installed this on my mac using VMware Fusion and so far I'm actually quite impressed, still unsure if I'll "acquire" a copy when the final release is available though. I still feel Leopard is the best OS on the market just now.

If your considering doing a course I'd possibly recommend learning HTML or one of the other simple languages give yourself a good basic knowledge in web design

I never really liked Juanjo. I didn't like how he was so prone to throwing himself to the floor when under the slightest bit of pressure from another player

Third Eye Blind - Jumper

Haha classic.

I've seen the words "Don't turn upside down" printed on the bottom of a pie box.

Our year got to go to Uganda in 2005 that was probably the last proper trip abroad. I thought they went to France every year on a ski-trip? Last time I checked France was abroad haha.

Well I don't think the name Hitler is one that anyone would really want to be associated with.

What parent in their right mind would call their kid Adolf Hitler? I think the store were right to refuse to print the name of a man that promoted such hatred and tried to commit genocide.

It may be a firmware problem. If you know what type of laptop it is you could check the companies site for the correct firmware for the drive.

And your flaming me for what reason? I know there is an netiquette regarding replying to posts. Most of my replies have been in general chat so the topics don't go out of date and the topics may still be very relevant. Link me to the forums rules and I'll make sure my actions don't ever offend you again, also I wasn't aware you were the moderator here. I think most people agree with what I said. Violence is not the right approach, Lennon is a pr*ck (probably one of the most hated figures in scottish football) and it's all his own doing. There must be a queue of people wanting to give him a good hiding, and I think there's a few of them on this forum.

It's definitely not the right approach to any situation. In the Lennon case I couldn't care less he deserves a good beating.

Inverness isn't really a violent place, there is a small number of people that try and "prove themselves" by acting tough but in 18years of living in Inverness I've never been on the receiving end of any violence.

He could be the man to take us out of the drop zone