buffy

the smell of freshly baked scones - cheese wans, fruit wans, plain yins yummy  :003:

is there anything better?

Buffy x

i really liked your post but if i dared to put something like that up on oor website i'd be in line for the following :-

1. the wee dazzling pink stomping elephant would be used as an offensive weapon in my direction by our more colourful posters who appear to be obsessed with me and my life so even though i love the colour pink and the wee elephant it would be thrown in my direction with regard to how some eejits think i look like and even more how much i weigh... that's how sad some folk on our forum are. really. it's not an exaggeration :(

2. the amount of wee smileys would again rattle the cages of those who only moan about everything under the sun - i wonder if folk like that would ever win the lottery would they still moan? :(

3. the happy smiley song you're posting about, which is from one of my favourite films LoB, would also be made out to be 'too happy smiley' if there's such a thing :(

4. even the thread title would be ripped to shreds.

yes, don't attempt to bring any kind of humour, gladness, happystuff etc to dafc.net. it would be frowned upon. after all our team is probably the only one in the country where fans actually boo players BEFORE they start the game. :(

bunch o moanin hoors the lot o them.  :001:

(apart from me - i try to keep the giggles and smileys going for as long as possible, and put up pictures o pink things too!)

ICT forum is a much happier place :)

keep it going :)

Buffy x

hey ccc!!!

drap us a text wan o these days will ya?

noo aboot this weather...first it's hoat then it's noat then it's pashin doon. ah dinnae ken, ah think am needin a tropical holiday.

Buffy x

I'm only asking because it's boiling doon here!

Bikini weather definitely - however i'm aware of scaring burds oot o' trees and overwhelming old people with heart problems so my bikini is not on show (this year onyway).

Anyone for a braw wee glass o' pink lemonade? :)

Buffy x

whit do i win?

:015:

i text ICTMee and telt her to mind and get her knickers back once she's thrown them on to every stage!

i'm only presuming she has more than one pair......

Buffy x

hmmm nooo hmmmm

answer = ma sheep 

Buffy x

i stop deid people from doing nasty things with their new twa teeth with a sharp pointy stick; i also have an affiliation towards a street in dunfermline - no, hoors close is not the one i'm meaning. I hang aboot cemeteries in the deid of night - well when else will i get the chance to get a date with peelywally skinned folk in great suits?

and that lass at number one with Mercy is just well copying my name, except using a D and no' a B.

jeesh

Buffy x

yeeeeeeha

email in the profile :)

Buffy x

I'm with Johnboy ;)

However, I'd like to be in Corfu, watching the sun go down over the Med, as i'm sitting on my yacht tucking into a huge bowl of tzaiki and fresh bread. brawwww

Whaur's ma bikini?  :001:

Buffy x

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yessss my claim to fame was  the first person EVER and most probably the last lol to PROPOSE ON DAFC.net - the daft bugger aka GroovyDave said yes. 

I heard that dishes were being thrown in the Yngwie household not long after ;)

Buffy x

aye

i'm an offishul pars updater personny for the daftnet  :)

i did oor hamilton game last tuesday night then QOS there oan saturday...

it's a blast - ah luv it!

how was yer jaunt away - ye still in ooter mongolia with dodgy football folk? ;)

Buffy x

Easypeasy Lemonsqueezy  :001:

Buffy x

so i phone the Mee yin and she's in ... Stornoway! with ... weel i'm no' telling LOL

mind the signed boxer shorts babe  :001:

we shall endeavour to toddle up to sneck as soon as we can...and a lovely offer of overnightness in the upper foyers cottage / den of debauchery again! fandabidozi!

Johnboy... fancy droppin me a few lines oan ra email? ta muchy  :003:

over n oot

Buffy x

pink frock?? pink frock???  naeee chance. Jordan's was orrible. Like a big meringue.  :33:

There shall indeedy be pink somewhere but i've just started keeking at gowns and they're aw erm ye ken erm virginal cough cough white or ivory....

Footballer's wife - ye gonna get in touch soon cos i'm considering a trip up north possibly in May and bringing my entourage with me also; that's the six bridesmaids and maid of honour. I've no' won the lottery - they're paying for their own dresses! It's the way to go!

Hey Mrs PB - right back at ye! If ye fancy dandering to the shops for dresses and a giggle gies a bell.

Now, if any of the ICT lads would like to offer themselves for a night of stripping.....i've got a flat needing some re-dec lol

Buffy x

IHE - I love yer avatar pic with the breakdancing bear ! :021:

Buffy x

hiya dudes

i took this shot over loch ness after our wee visit to ICTMee's but'n'ben

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Buffy x

oh my!!!

buffy hun, we need a chat, over a large latte wi a shot o irish cream, and mayhaps a good muffin, love them!  usually canna manage more than one tho, which is a shame cos if the first one is grand, well, ya know yersel !!!  :023:

wedding days, make up, dreses, wedding lists, oh my, im all excited now!!!  :021:

oh hells bells.... HEN NIGHTS TOOOOOO!!!!!!  :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07:

we could sort out some strippers for you from the guys on here!!! 

fek it would be like the re~run of the full monty!!! 

well haud me back but there's anither daft wummin oan here apart fae moi! yeeeeeha and yippeeeayeayyyyyy  :crazy07: :crazy07: :crazy07:

i've just drapped ye an email sunshine and given ye ma msn wan tae and the much-required moby number too!

talkin aboot hen nights - well it seems these day's it's aw the trend to hae weekends and funnily enough i had thought aboot inversneckie bein the top o the list - aw they braw lads up there ye ken.

jeesh i musta been pashed that last night oot ;) (although i did find CaleyD and BigDick scrummmy!)

wedding dresshes after oirish coffees...sooonds braw to me tae.

but whit's with they coffee hooses and their hoitytoity lists eh?

ma big brother and his pal used to frequent them afore a game - bro would order :

a half-feckin-latte-with-nae-feckin-cream-all-wrapped-up-in-low-fat-feckin-cocoa-splashed-with-feckin-broon-fairtrade-sugar-and-feckin-roasted-nuts;

his mate - low-half-feckin-fat-feckin-latte-with-nae-sugar-but-fecking-wallops-and-lashings-of-high-fat-half-cut-fecking-marachino-cherries-fecking-macciano-with-not-hot-but-fecking-warm-water

me? i'd hae a hot chocolate.

:rolleyes02:

but i've also thought aboot dublin or barca for a weekend tae. perhaps a wee touch of summer sunshine wouldnae go amiss, well certainly would help the milk bottles aka my legs tae. barca has a braw beach plus a nifty wee footie groond too...well ye just have to while yer there...

Buffy xx

ccc how ye daein' hen? :)

valentine's day is and never will be the same again for me. the groovy yin did a sentimental (i nearly looked for the bucket!) video offering on youtube after forgetting a card. tch tch tch. it was indeedy soppy but braw.

but yer right ye can be romantic every or any day of the year.....i'm just sentimental that's all really; plus sometimes it's better to use yer imagination rather than yer (lack of) cash (cue anither poke in the eye of the fifers lol) for this day.

Buffy x

jings

do ye no' ken colloquial when ye see it? call yersels heelanders! (ok croatia boy yer singled oot here ;p)

aye footballer's wifie .. dander in. the watter's always warm!

the big day = oor wedding :)  :crazy07:

putting this bit intae engulish just for the wee sensitive souls - can anyone recommend any good wedding dress shops in inverness? gracias senoritas

over 'n' oot

:021:

Buffy x

how's it gaun chappies and chapettes?

i've no' been oan here fur ages; missing ye terribly so i am.  dinnae be afraid to dander on to oor forum ye know...we dinnae bite; well no' oan purpose onyway 

it's been a bit bedlam doon oor way - that's the buffy way onyway - wur selling up, wur heading abroad (hopefully) fur a wee tour o' the world and heading back hame fur the Big Day next May.

or we might even head up to sneck fur a wee scottish tour o' the heelands. if ye spot a pink woolly hat and matching mittens along yer high street that'll be me.  :003:

speak to ye soon (oh and ma wee pink slidey phone finally went kahbluey the ither day - well the dunking in the rice krispies probably didnae help - so could the three o' ye possibly email me yer moby numbers as ah cannae get the sim card to work.... i've got a new phone)

cheers!  :021:

Buffy x

aw ma wee lamb, hope mither lamb is ok :)

collection???? collection???? get yersel doon to oor fireside seat ya beggar.  mind you, you'll be doon here sometime next april/may; think i might buy a new pair of kegs for the groovy one afore then.

over 'n' oot

Buffy x

IHE

neither

kegs - kanickers, pants, boxers, underwear

she also has ma hairbrush - voodoo dollies beware! ;)

Buffy x

Hey toots

Can Groovy get his kegs back please? ;)

Buffy x

HAPPY BURFDAY STEPHANIE

lots of love fae the Groovy clan

Buffy x