No Shin Guards

I say,

I'd be dancing in the streets of Raith if I was there.

Eh what?  

I say,

Add me to the injury list. Tripped over one of my Haggis last night. He came off worse though and will miss mating season. Poor chap. 

Eh what?  

8 hours ago, old caley girl said:

Are you paying? We don't have any money!!!

As for folk mentioning Jack Ross .......cloudcuckoo land springs to mind!! 

I say,

OK re Jack Ross. How about Jack Black, at least he'd be good craic!!

Eh what?  

2 minutes ago, Robert said:

Calum Mackay on for his brother. Throwing a kid in at 4-0 down??

Meanwhile Boyd has joined Deas in the ref’s book. 

I say,

Deas getting a yellow card. That's about as guaranteed as him lumping the ball up the park to nobody in particular. 

Eh what?  

I say,

I think I'll give the game on Saturday a miss. Couldn't find 'Raith' on my sat nav anyway. Always was dubious about the quality of it since I splashed out £2.50 on it at Nicol's in Grant Street a while ago!!

Eh what?  

4 minutes ago, MrCaleyjag said:

Do you ever speak properly or are you just on here to stir things up again on a night when there may well be high emotions already!

For a club that can't afford to get rid of it's manager what makes you think we can afford Jack Ross as well?

I say,

No question mark in your first paragraph so I'm assuming your making a statement as opposed to asking a question. 

Jack Ross needs to rebuild his reputation as a good manager. We need to rebuild out reputation as a good club. A match made in heaven.

Eh what?  

I say,

Dodds out. Jack Ross in. 

Eh what?  

Not the colour of the strips p##h again. Nearly 30 years down the line!!

We should have from the offset go e with Purple and Silver.

Purple: Mix red and blue. You get magenta/purple.

Silver: You mix black and white you get grey. Bit dull, so go for silver. 

Anderlecht strip and others like Fiorentina look good with those colours. 

The biggest c##k up made at the time of the merger carries on.

I say, that's Robbie Deas away.

Eh what?  

I say, ...............

Signing inco.ing tomorrow. 

Eh what?  

13 hours ago, CaleyTennis said:

I may sound like a broken record saying this so I apologise in advance 

Now that we have our squad all signed up, I'd now like some promoted from the youth squad up to the first team like we did last season with a few (I know this because it came up on my Facebook memories lol where I posted my delight at the news), perhaps guys like Ally Riddle and the 2 that were on the bench v St J at home, Mackay and Strachan.

Then we can concentrate on signings and on that, i see on p and b that we are keen to get Sam Pearson back and there was a wee hint at Regan Tumilty being our first signing .

I say, is Tumilty a RB? Don't know anything about him. 

Agree we need Carson in midfield as he's no RB. 

Plus, I love Kingsmills (the person, not the ground)

Eh what?  

I say, how can a club formed in 1994 have a 'Centenary Club'?  

How about renaming it the '2015 Club'? Or something specific to ICT?

Eh what? 

I say, I feel a bromance in the air with Naelifts ❤

Scotty, put me on the naughty step. Sorry ,  was having a bad day as a Gruffalo ate one of my favourite Haggis.

I will make it up to Kingsmills by giving him a lift to the Brora game in my 1985 Yugo. I will also give him a piggy back to the Clach game (if he loses some weight)

Eh what?  

3 hours ago, L_G said:

That is certainly the plan

I say, a game? How about Connect 4. I'm a master at that.

Eh what?  

3 hours ago, Kingsmills said:

Although you had to make sure that they were the luxury paper ones rather than the slippery shiny and completely non absorbent ones beloved of school janitors and the custodians of many other public buildings in the 60s and 70s.

They were just about as useless for throwing as they were for their primary function.

I say, talking about throwing toilet roll onto the pitch last millennium, but I get my topics locked down for mentioning possibility of previous players returning. 

Old Boys club here, not a level playing field!

On 5/27/2022 at 12:47 AM, CaleyTennis said:

Seeing as we are now going to be bored until the league cup campaign starts in July, I thought I'd start this thread for any signings made (once that happens) and transfer rumours and I don't want to hear the Lewis Horner one because I think it's a lot of bull!

Not a rumour but I see Chris Hamilton has been released by Hearts so hopefully he's on our radar 

Hopefully we hear asap who's being retained and released so we can have an idea on what we need 

I say, announce Lewis Horner.

Eh what?  

I say, he has said his thanks and goodbyes to ICT on Twitter. Pity.

Eh what?  

8 hours ago, STFU said:

It's only seen as frightening and uncomfortable because that's the image we portray of them in the media and via fuddy duddies on forums.

Create the space to allow it in a manner which poses no risk to others and let them get on with it; after all, it's not like our stadiums are so rammed we can't accommodate it.  I think it was Scotty I've seen talking about his happening in Canada?

If we could also have mixed family areas, that would be great.  Stop telling each new generation they are animals that can't be trusted to sit next to opposition fans.  People aren't born to misbehave, but if we keep telling them that it's what is expected, they will soon conform.  Let's put wheels in motion on all sides to put an end to that in football and enjoy mixed crowds like we see in so many other sports around the world.

 

I say, I couldn't possibly sit amongst R##s C##nty fans. Them clapping with their six fingered webbed hands would deafen me with 5 minutes.

Eh what?  

I say, any chance of attending this 'virtually'? 

I'm away that weekend on a Haggis Farming mission and won't be able to attend in person.

I'm sure others would like to 'attend' in that way also.

Eh what?  

I say, I'm mixed about Shane Sutherland and Aaron Doran. 

Shane - If he is out for months can we afford that? Football wise and financially?

Aaron - Is he past it? He should at least have hit the target with that shot last night. He must be one of the top earners. A contract with basic rate, plus maybe a bonus if we get promoted?

Eh what?  

2 hours ago, No Shin Guards said:

I say, difference in class is a wake up call. Arbroath and Cove, as opposed to Aberdeen and Celtic next season.

I say, what happened? Roll on Monday.

I say, difference in class is a wake up call. Arbroath and Cove, as opposed to Aberdeen and Celtic next season.

I say, come on ICT. Get in early and park sensibly, unlike some who probably also ignore the seat number on their ticket and will sit on your seat. Eh what?  

3 hours ago, Naelifts said:

Whats the parking like at Longman these days. Havent been up for a couple of years. Can you still park up on the pavement across the road? the dump?

I say, the clue is in the name as in it's a 'pavement' which is not for cars. Park on the 'road' or a parking space and don't be a 'pavement' parking numpty. Eh what?  

I say, that's a hat trick of 'bell ends' in a week,

1. Dick (head) Campbell

2. Willie (the penis) Colum

3. SFA panel 'knob heads' 

Eh what?