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CaleyJulz

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  1. Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played Sunday football together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there." Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed. "Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you. Shortly after that, Joe passes on. At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him," "Mike--Mike." "Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Mike--it's me, Joe." "You're not Joe. Joe just died." "I'm telling you, it's me, Joe,"insists the voice." "Joe! Where are you?" "In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Mike. "The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired." "That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "You're playing Tuesday."
  2. dipped inside
  3. IHE nasal~hair
  4. polka-dot thongs
  5. but thursdays
  6. bumfluff appeared
  7. and shiney~dangly
  8. healthy for
  9. Ermmmmm .......no afraid not l-g due to childcare commitments grrrrr i want to try as much as i can tho ......
  10. CAPRICORN the passionate Lover Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. Wohoooo is this me ...... :015: :015:
  11. and colonics
  12. and a shot~off
  13. her yearly (only joking) bath
  14. which smelt
  15. I will deffo be going l-g
  16. Ermmmmm i will tag along as none of my lot are in to that kinda think isthat ok mrspb xxx
  17. TMFTJ said
  18. right who fancies a good chin wag in the chatroom one of these nights we aint done that in ages ????
  19. The way i see it is they take kids of parents for not feeding them ...but to me in a way this is the exact same the lad should be taken away at the moment until he and his mum are ready and have been educated more .Its a such a shame on them all in away to the social services have failed them both by not doing more to help them before now.
  20. which was
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