f*ballers wife

oh my!!! its ok babe, i'll be there to tend to your pain and 'kiss it' all better. :023: as for the signs of arousal...... if there ARE any after getting WAXED... sweetpeeeee...... you are SOME stud! :021:

oh my!!! charlie sweetness, you mustn't believe EVERYthing JB says about me.... :023: yes chaps and chapesses, my team and i will be there to pamper you and relieve you of your hard earned dosh... all in a very good cause. :021: as for all you supporters who live far, far away, you can help too. :001: please look on the website and then contact me direct and i can send your goodies directly to you. you'll find my details on the top right of the screen. www.myvirginvieathome.co.uk/marygrant and only call me if you want to buy something, howdi.... no dirty calls in the middle of the night! :018:

oh my!!! its in elgin babe, that pub on the corner! meet ya there at 8... xxx :023:

oh my!!! and me!!! he's a nice man, a gentleman! :004: she was laughing so hard at johns speech but realised she forgot her tenna lady!

oh my!!! of course, i forgot about the shyness! maybe he could work on it and syke himself up for it! :024:

oh my!!! what a fabby night.... just recovered from all the excitement of meeting the honourable CB!.... :010: :015: great company at our table.... mind you mcleod was there, but ya canna have everything! :023: howdi, your tattoo came up in the course of conversation. there are now a certain group of ladies wishing to have a closer examination, if that would be ok with you? :024:

oh my!!! this dinner is looking better by the minite! :021: we may need to book in for another night so we can try out ALLLL the positions that are engraved!!! or maybe just pop off between courses! kinda inter~courses! :015:

oh my!!! you loved every minite of it! so l_g.... do i do the makeup first, then show them what to do with their dip sticks? THEN get tampered with??? gosh!!! cannnnnna WAIIIIIT!!! :021: :015: :004:

oh my!!! i'll need a **** of a size of a black tie if that's all i can wear! :010:

oh my!!! i canna wait, needing a right royal blow~out! its ok cleody, i'll try not to make TOOOO much noise! but it you go to bed early, you;ll be well in the land of nod by the time we're at it..... erm, well, sleeping! :023: what time we congrigating, l_g btw?

oh my!!! got my room booked too so party in room...... ??? after! :021: i quite fancy the wired one too but maybe i should go for the fever.... we dont want to clash maimie, now do we!?! :018:

oh my!!! charlie hun, what you doing to that poor bear, its got a startled look.... :024: and i have slightly less chin hair than that chap, thank you very much! :018:

oh my!!! get yer coat girl, yav pulled! :015: :004:

oh my!!! sweet~peee, if i think you need a bit of exfoliation, i'll keep it to myself and pm you the day after! will that be ok? besides, i'm going for the drink and sintilating conversation, oh and a wee peep up howdi's kilt :023:

oh my!!! i got stood up last night, :009: so was wandering, looking for someone to feel sorry for me or make me a cuppa.......... and i got neither, so delivered your stuff instead! :015: