DJS

Tweeter and the Monkey Man - The Travelling Wilburys

The mirrors in the cubicles advertising woodbines and capstan full strength

Roddy Dyce and Willie Morrison

The wee card you would get at school which gave you 100 free admissions

So that's what too much Guinness does to you?

Crawler!

Good work, though.

.....but who's Norah Batty?

Who out there might be desperate enough?

About as likely as East Stirling winning the World Cup.

It's got to be italy - I can feel it in my pasta sauce.

It is depressing but he's only voicing sentiments that many fans also have on-line in recent weeks.

43.5

Could I get points for trying?

HMS Sneck sailing to the Faroes - could be a hoot.

"now defunct" - weren't they always?

Seems to be a distinct lack of interest in the programme.

Old fart is a state of mind rather than an age thing. :?

The Muirtown Motel

I'll go for 10:27

The eyes on your avatar appear to be glazing over already.

Is it my imagination or is there a whiff of incontinence about this thread? :roll:

As the man who taught you all you know I feel I should have my say.

Why not speak to the likes of Caley100 or others you know in the motor trade who might keep their eyes open for a good run-around for you.

Yes, he'd be a benchwarmer at Celtic Park but sometimes the lure of the spondoolacs can be too much for players to resist sadly.

Same old Jaggies

Always gurning

Actually when I think about it when I visited the new baseball stadium in Philadelphia in 2004 they had a system like this. It worked well but they needed staff on hand to show novices how to use it - a bit like the self service check-outs at Tescos.

Are they seriously suggesting that Gordy Bus is no longer the most technically advanced way of getting people into a ground quickly? :?

On my last trip to the Innes the main subject of conversation was whether the smell of smoke was worse than the smell of the people in the fresher air.

As far as I am aware there is no scientific evidence that passive BO smelling can harm you.

I might be old but at least i can set up an Avatar. :D

Each team should play each other 4 times - it's just the SPL forelock tugging to the Old Firm just in case they do have a run in Europe. If the lower leagues in England can play about 46 league games why can't we?

I indeed can vouch for you on that one, RiG.

I would just love to see us win. :D