The Fly

What we need, for the authentic experience, is a photo gallery with no photos :015:

Find yourself a medium :001:

Ford Escort, newish shape (1990) H-reg. Top speed going up the A9 out of Inverness around 55mph :015:

PS For any youngsters looking in, when the likes of Yompa and Mantis mention 'R' reg they mean the first series of year letters which started in 1960-something - letter was at the *end* of the numberplate - they really are that old! :001:

Had to laugh at the programme on ITV last night about him. He was asked the question "What's the most stupid thing that's been written about you?", Beckham "Dunno, so many stupid things!", Interviewer "OK, for instance, how about the story that you only wear your trainers once?", Beckham (after sheepish pause) "Er, that's just about true..."

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Trophy :015:

Looks like an IKEA barcode scanner!

Got the old smilies back :011: :021:

Yup... pity the poor sunbed!

Forgot the main reason for posting: if anyone IS getting the train to Livingston, it's a fair walk from either of the stations to the ground. Allow around 40 minutes minimum between the station and ground.

It's OK RiG, free soap provided on disembarking

ScotRail do sometimes advertise Inverness trains as a destination somewhere else - e.g. Glasgow to Elgin, Aberdeen to Kyle of Lochalsh - I think they sit in Inverness station for about 15-20 minutes then reverse out again. It nearly caught me out once when reading the departure boards at Glasgow Queen Street I think - beware!

I remember Spangles, when Snickers was Marathon, when Starburst (ugh) was Opal Fruits, and when M&Ms were Treats!

Yngwie, you're just trying to make out you don't belong in the Old Folks Home

I'll put my hand up to being one of the Palmerston 28 - half-day off work, drove up, ate three burgers at the ground, then back to Stansted for flight the next morning! Wasn't that the game where Hissy took exception to being called 'Duckman'?

Makes you worry about his patients... whatever you do, don't get in a situation where you need a paramedic in the Borders

Very Pythonesque!

Isn't there a 'Fit and Proper Person' test now about football club owners and directors, or is that just in England?

Don't remember Scotty being there, but from the Summer Wine OG's I think Naelifts was?

Where's Big Kylie when you need him?

Got it now

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You missed out an [ at the end

Ha! Donview is unknown gender!

Ha - first post in the Old Folks' Home is from The Mantis!