Do you know Dunfermline Connie?
No, but I know her sister, Dunfermline Debbie!!!
Don't let the bad man scare you, the heavies are coming down nice and early in the minibus and we'll look after you.
Yep, kinda know Scumfermline. Is no one going to The Lizzie then? It's an uphill walk from that scummy pub in Touch. :wacko:
It's a downhill walk...the East End Inn is at the top of a hill wherever you walk from it is downhill