IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Immortalise yerself - There can be only one.

I am going to get steaming this Saturday.

Please direct all comments to [email protected]

"When will I see you again?"

I am shure that you will get linked in to the next episode of the bald linesman.

When you have a small squad anybody missing could be problematic. Nobody is indispensable, Everybody is replaceable.

I had hoped that this would be an enlightening thread based on footballing discourse (thank feck for RIG). Fer fecks sake PM each other if off topic. With what surrounds me football just doesn't seem so important at the moment but I'd rather pop on here to be informed.

If anybody finds out about a stream for a virtual attendance please post

There will virtually be a constant stream of vitriol until we feckin hammer somebody. Most of the games that I have attended over the seasons have appeared blurry to me and that was after I had fully checked all my settings and connections.

What virtual pubs are people going to before the home games ?

This is a problem that we have encountered, to a lesser degree, in many previous pre-seasons. Perhaps some players have not acclimatised themselves to the dour atmospheric pressures of the Highlands - or maybe they still don't appreciate the importance of warming up and down ?

Perhaps a GTWB produced Coronavirus Cup Competition ?

Anything Scotland can do we can follow.

I made a typo and got sent a better book - "**** stories and Mammories".