beachcomber

Shouldn't be too difficult to find them - they're all a bunch of fannys anyway...Click for nekkid old firm fans

ochone ochone, we'll be needing the big Strupach at Parkhead, now throw another peat on fire Chohn Willie, there's a gale blowing across that machair.

I will second that an a Marius hat-trick will have those with money dancing in the bars of Bucharest.

Don't you mean the streets of Steaua

Which team will get a point on the board first ?

Points will come, starting a Celtic Park!

I think you're right

Nice move to tap into the latent Polish support in Inversnekski

ie; From being a Plumber to a Dentist.

Dunno about that, but I would swear my old dentist must've been a butcher at one time.

I have waved my wand in the Nairn Beach Pavilion  :001:

A not uncommon event -

Quote from Wikipaedia :

The council was surprised in 1997 to have Nairn named by Tatler magazine as Britain's number one venue for outdoor sex :010:

If it's good enuff for the posh tarts at Tatler....... :015:

What was it Stanley Baxter used to advertise with the 'sarerrtreatyeat' and 'gizzapieceapizzapie' adverts ???

Where do I say he should've played yesterday ?

and to the best of my knowledge I wasn't at the game ! :017:

I am mearly saying if he's good enuff he's big enuff, but I've only seen him briefly against Rangers where he was made to look even smaller against the their towering defence. The decision if he's good enough is up to the manager.

Do those packets of dried Vesta curries still exist - they were quite the thing at one time before Indian takeaways reached the North.

God knows what was in them, or most of the stuff from takeaways come to that.

Like ictgirl says, it's not the size of the wand that matters, it's the magic you can do with it.

I heard of one guy who went from running a raffle to being a football manager, amazingly enough he made quite a success of it.

Only ever been to Vancouver which was fantastic. It struck me that the setting was similar to Sneck with the city looking onto the bay, and North Van on the other side. The way the mountains slope down to the water is similar, Sneck has even got its own impressive bridge.

Vancouver Island is beautiful too - Victoria is more British than Britain, and the Pacific West coast of the island is gorgeous, I particularly remember the beach and harbour at Tofino. I must get back there sometime.

I will be very very happy when Dennis gets and SPL goal, as they have been in short supply

I'll be happy for anybody to get a feckin SPL goal

but choppers are 10-a-penny

and I spend enough time in the things as it is

and did you see some of the other things that company has made obver the years - they look like flyin feckin saucers !!!

:alien03:

The picture on the left is my own personal flyin saucer parked on it's  launch pad on the links at Nairn  :001:

Small time chant, same as the usual 'hiv' shyte.

Makes us look stupid.  Vocal support good - this sort of ***** bad.  Somene should havce a word.

I heard an embarrassing 'HIV capital' chant at Tynecastle last year on one of my few awaydays.

And we wonder why some players don't want to move to Inverness

feck me, has Brewster brought the Highland Curse back with him

That one does the trick

Thanks fella

Thanks again, but that gives me  : Queens Park 1-2 Hibernian  !!!! :029: :024:

Must be something to do with the automatic update that the IT people do't like. :008:

EWS - thanks, but when I click that, I'm getting the ICT v DU commentary from last week, which is what's happening here at work. The IT dept have a lot to answer for.

TBB- thanks too, that's a new one on me

******, I can't get the bbc text commentary here, can someone post a link for me - that usually solves it.

The actual streaming internet commentary is blocked here at work

nice attempt to smoke out the closet huns

Cracking site.

Appropriate to see that in terms of travel company sponsors, ICT have moved up from catching the citilink bus to the scotrail train and now to the flybe plane.

Also amused to see that Thistle played in blue & white at one time - there'll be a few spluttered cups of tea in Kingsmills when they see that one. :015:

a gallery of the tops down the years would make a good addition to this site