beachcomber

no Top of the Form ?

I know a bloke who was once on Why Don't You (just switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead)

Anyway Sophias post initially brought back images of Linda Lovelace but then: - it may not be Secret Window - it may be the return of :

The squirrel won't be back - Beth Ditto ate him -  In an interview for NME magazine, she commented "I did eat squirrels when I was a kid, people in Arkansas just do - they'd think you were a freak if you ate squid there!"

The Pogles of Pogles Wood  - my earliest TV memory

.......................Click to enter Pogles Wood.......

This would solve the problems getting out the carpark at TCS....Clicky for Skycar

Liam Keogh & John Holmes :010:

(probably best not illustrated)

I've always thought there must be some mileage in a re-worked 'Ball of Kirriemuir', it being one of the few songs I can think of featuring the sneck

To get some more mileage out of it, I'll re-post my one from the other thread....

Beth Ditto as IHE.......

both have a propensity for dropping their drawers and flashing their erses

With this being a family club and all, this is about the most tasteful Beth Ditto pic I could find.

and Beth Ditto could be IHE

Come to think of it, have you ever seen Beth Ditto and IHE in the same room

thanks guys, i am suitably enlightened

interesting, veeeery interesting. (said in best Marius Niculae accent)

I've oftened wondered about the economics of web site operation, given that every Tom **** and indeed Harry has one now.

If it's not too confidential, what and how do advertisers pay for appearing on here - do they pay so much for each time someone clicks on the link - and, is the advertising decided through those darn spider thingys analysing the text ???

These feckin spiders probly know more about me than I do - told you they were the devil's disciples

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everyone knows spiders are the devils creation (don't they)

I thought you kent his faither

They already sponsor Boruc & Naylor :015:

is there a digital plughole that I can wash the thing down ?

I just discovered the 'Who's online' screen, and I see we are being watched by something called a "Google AdSense spider".

What the **** is that when it's at home ???

We're top of our league and your no :blah01:

I can feel it in my water that this is gonna be our season - the proceeds of the golden mile will be tranformed into silver this year. Now that's alchemy.

:015:

July 8 1919

various amusements were provided in connection with it, such as hoop la, Aunt Sally, clock golf, bagatelle, palmistry, etc. 

Facilities were also afforded for dancing, and a large crowd of young people indulged in that form of amusement,

The Nairn County played their first match in the Highland League on Saturday at Nairn when they had Inverness Thistle as their opponents.

The final result was a win for the thistle by 4 goals to 0.

Mr Fraser of Inverness was referee.

Nice one TBB

Nairn County leading the way on the corporate front even 100 years ago. The music event predates Caley's Rory Gallagher gig by about 60 years. :003:

A few lessons for ICT's fundraising dept. in that illuminating paragaph. They could have IHE read yer tea leaves for a few quid a throw in a tent outside the bridge end.

As for the result - the ref's origin says it all  :015:

Amaruso could admirably fill Keogh's boots or should that be shorts (allegedly):010:

Where's the squirrel when you need him.

Noble, Hercher, Teasdale, Sheerin, Mann, Ritchie, Daisy, MacArthur, Paterson

Never mind sitting them down and stuffing them with fois gras and chianti, get them down to Fort George for a session with Brewster, that team could probably still hold it's own today.

as a youngster growing up  I paid sixpence at the gate and adults a bob--it was 2 and six for the stand.

SP - money must've been easier come by in the metropolis of sneck. I don't think I ever paid to get into Station Park until I was old enough to start my own paper round. A run and jump on an old tree stump and over the hospital wall we'd go. If anybody spotted you popping up there, you could always jump back down, run round to Gordon's mill and jump the wall there then pop out through the bushes behind the goal. I think I'll take a recce down round TCS when I get back and see if I can spot an accessible bit of wall and start repeating the trick. At over 20 squid a ticket, it's worth the risk. ?20+ to go to the football - who'dve thunk it.

>4  :022:

<4  :020:

so i'd settle for 4

i will cheer Brewster infact i'd happily kiss the man in falcon square

I think you should kiss the man in his falcon ring instead  :moon2:

He's there to do a re-recording of Bring It On Home

a documentary about the venezuelan government being overthrown

It's only a short hop from David Balfe's Sunshine revolutionary Europop to Hugo Havez.

btw, did you know Hugo Chavez dad played for Forres Mechanics in the 60's  (nah, I made that one up.)

I thought I was the only miserable ******* who watched things like that. John Pilgers new programme, 'The war on democracy', looked pretty good but these feckin things are always on to late for me. I fell asleep just after the first one started.

CH2 - THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

Just noticed your motto there - that might make a better anthem than BIOH (especially given the amount of coverage we get from Scotsport & Sportscene)

Did you know that Gill Scott Heron's dad played for Cellic at one time. (you probably did - it's a bit of a favourite football quiz question, but it's still a pretty extraordinary fact linking Scottish fitba with the brilliant anti-establishment poet and prototype rapper)

I also quite like the Edinburgh Bike Co-ops motto which they lifted from it - 'The Revolution will not be Motorised'

If ICT played 'The revolution will not be televised' Clach could play 'The Bottle'