Gringo

nhakt kfuc orf ahtt.  :021:

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and

ordered  a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says,

What a co-incidence, I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm

celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating, says

the woman.

"What a coincidence, says the man.

As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my

gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years

all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized

eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become

fertile?"

"I switched *****"

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

Not sure i should be making this suggestion, but something along the lines of the new away shirt would be good,

Wonder who would pay £100 for their name tattooed on that other buttock?    :015:

All money raised goes to good causes, anybody have any suggestions.

Now there's a good idea,an think how many names you could get on an erse that size!!!

Good job it ain't is knob then eh?..  :015: :015: :016:

Best of luck.

Meanwhile, check out these nutters.... Blister busters.

the 'orn

What can the club actually do to stop OF fans being in the home end unless their wearing colours? If they turn up and buy tickets when they are on sale to the general public the club wont now what team they really support and if they dont wear colours to the game and just sit there theres not much they can do. Someone said people were just sitting there when we scored, agree obviously celtic fans, and that the club should do something to stop them getting tickets but realistically there is nothing they can do when the go on sale to general public.

I agree its a difficult one for the club to police, maybe impossible. I suppose its just one of those annoying problems that will never go away (bit like the OF in general).

when IHE

infatuated IHE

Gringo causes match postponements..  :004:

For anyone who has been annoyed by old firm fans sitting in the home stands...

Rather than stopping from coming to the games and supporting the team you love why not do something positive about it?  If I were you I'd make a note of some of the seat numbers around you that aren't held by season ticket holders and the next time the old firm come to town, go and buy one or more tickets for those seats for a mate (or a kid relative) of yours who doesn't normally go to the football.  That way:

[li]The old firm fans don't get them[/li]
[li]Your mate gets to sit near you[/li]
[li]The club still gets the cash[/li]

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If everyone brought just one extra person occasionally then we'd be laughing.

A little difficult to do living in Coventry..  :024:

cronic diarrhoea

The ultimate 'six pointer'. I really hope the boys will be up for this one and try to get, what's left of the season, back on track for that top six slot. I take it Granty will be suspended after his red un'? Could be a tough call but ICT are capable of pulling this one off.

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I bet Paul Sheerin is looking forward to it....go get um Paul, mon the Super J's.

I really don't think entering this competition would benifit ICT in any way. They'd be far better off organising a few 'high profile' friendlies.

complete with~rivets

at right-angles

Yow a yam yam?  :004:

Well done Super J's, a credit to the 1st Div (just like us once!).  :025: :025:

Maybe if I lived up there I could stomach it now again but to travel 460 miles for the 'pleasure' of it???...Na.

I agree it would have been differant had we won - but we didn't, and it hurt a lot and to know them glory hunting bestards could see my hurt made it even worse. Like a say, it wont happen again.

and needed

The Dodgy Arms - quality, pure quality. Live entertainment was second to none but that drummer needed more beer...  :015:

Where were you sitting Gringo?

North Stand; Section B Row D Seat 21...basically by the right-hand corner flag as you look at the pitch - had a great view down the touch-line too.. :004:

Its going to be tough but the lads just have to pick themselves up and go all out to win their remining fixtures it an attempt to secure a top six place and the extra dosh from the sponsors. It would also give us another couple of potentially high home gate figures to increase the coffers.

and everyone