Everyone add a line and lets see what we end up with. Starting with:

 

Jingle bells, Dingwall smells.....

 

It's full of tinks and stinks....

Well we've killed that one stone dead

Jingle bells, Dingwall smells

Rudolph ran away

The donkeys in the County team

Were eating all his hay!

On the twelth day of Christmas Derek Adams gave to me

• 12 Fans are humming
• 11 greyhounds racing
• 10 brothers brawling
• 9 Gypos dancing
• 8 Peg sellers selling
• 7 Tarmackers laying
• 6 Drunks are swaying
• 5 Grandparents
• 4 Tipsy birds
• 3 cooked hens
• 2 caravans
• And a cup game on the TV