Has Mourinho finally lost the plot 

Start of the week Biggest load of tosh since Cantona's seagulls following the Trawler :015:

'The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs.

?In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes.

?So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.?

Following the draw against Rosenborg

"We had something like 20 chances but that was only enough for one goal."

"Maybe we need 40 chances to score two goals or 60 to score three."

:rotflmao:

What a shame, its all gone wrong down at Ch?ls?a. :021:

he could pick up a pack of 20 frozen omelette's from farmfoods for about a pound

waitrose are the only supermarket that do decent 'ready meals' ... why the **** is he going on about eggs.. when i shopped there i never bought anything that took longer than 5 minutes in the microwave

What a yolk but he has made them shell out about ?20M so he is not the one with egg on his face :001: