snorbens_caleyman

On more than one occasion I watched him weave his way into the box... and then fall flat on his face. Sorry for going off topic here.

My late father used to talk about a supposed actual event at Grant Street Park. The stand-side lineman felt something strike his shoulder, and when he glanced down, he saw something roughly circular on the ground. He assumed it was a pie ... until it started to move off. Someone had lobbed a live tortoise at him.

It was indeed a massive result, and a much needed three points. But everyone has been saying "Beat Killie and we are safe!". Unless I am missing something, we still need one more point to be absolutely sure. If Killie won their last four games they would have 44 - but our goal difference is much better. Unlikely, I know, but so are Leicester City... Am I missing something?

To put him in the shop window?

Not even Liam's Frankenstein impersonation could cheer up the Staggies' fans on Saturday.

Another reason why it's not going to happen is that Hughes and Rice are signed until the end of the 2017-18 season. Sack them now and we wouldn't be able to afford a new manager or any new players.

That's excellent - it's exactly what I would have suggested if I was involved. Pleased and proud to be part of it. Thank you - and all your bus volunteers - once more for your all your work and organisation. Never was the phrase "herding cats" more appropriate!

Many thanks for organising this, DalgetyBayJaggy. Have pm'd you to introduce myself - and will do so publicly when I get a chance!