1.You are driving a train from Glasgow to Irvine. You start out with 52 people on the train. 12 get off at Pailsey Gilmour Street and 3 get on. You get to Johnstone and 5 get off with 23 getting on. You reach Kilwinning and7 get off with 19 getting on. You then arrive at Irvine. What's the drivers name?
2.You are stranded in a cave on the side of everest. You have a good old porno mag in your bag and fancy choking your chicken, but you need light first. You have one match left. Which do you light first....... the candle, the parrifin lamp or a camp fire?
3.You are in a house where all the windows face south. You look out one of the windows to see a bear walking past, what colour is the bear?
4.Which of these coutries has the 4th of July: America or England?
5. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
6. How many animals of each sex did Moses take onto the ark?
7. You have three cars. You have two sons and two fathers. It is 1 person per car. How can you get them all in the cars?
8.There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,
everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs?
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