Mee

Still wrapped in cotton wool ready for next week? :015:

" If we don't sign Campbell we must be MAD" was the text! Mr Bannerman said a couple of spectactular saves from Fraser, it's all good :003: :003: :003:

FT 3-0 :003: :003: :003:

Campbell's greatly impressing my correspondent at the scene :003:

3-0 Hart freekick! :003: :003: :003:

Hart on for McAllister Aye well done Denzil :001:

Campbell on for Wilson

2-0 Wyness! :003:

Those 30 seconds make all the difference :003: Well done Caff! I don't think much of him in defence but he's been banging them in in a few games now, maybe he should be starting up front :001: The subs weren't mentioned on the radio RossP :006:

1-0 Caff!

tried to catch it but missed a striker Fraser Caff Hastings Dods Munro Keogh Wilson Black Morgan Wyness (hope to god he said Dargo but lost reception)

I was delighted to see Hissy, and at least he played as if he really wanted to score a goal! That puts him ahead of Wyness at the moment imo. I thought it was great of all the former players and managers to give theri time for Rossco, even though we got humped, its not as if it really matters, as long as its not repeated today of course!

Nearly forgot! La buena suerte con Granada Juanjo, espera que sus ventiladores gocen de sus somersaults tanto como lo hicimos. :003: :003: :003:

I think he might have predicted Juanjo would find a new club. I heard his next big scoop is that the sky is blue, you heard it here first :001:

I thought we looked much better after Keogh came on, shame he hadn't been on from the start. And we missed Dods, Blackie and Dargo. Oh well :007:

Since Sunday evening the whole World has been debating what Italian defender Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane to make the retiring Frenchman react in the way he did. The French captain, in his last ever professional game, thrust his head into Materezzi's chest in Sunday's World Cup Final resulting in a red card and shame for Zidane. Today, with the help of Italian lip-reader Arturo Belladini, we can reveal what drove Zidane to self destruct; Materazzi was seen to hold Zidane's shirt on the edge of the penalty box in extra-time at which point Zidane said "if you want my shirt so bad you can have it" Materazzi responded "I dont want your shirt you m***** f*****. you're a f****** old man" As they jog away Zidane is seen to laugh at this and it is unclear how he responded due to him having his back to the TV camera Materazzi then hit a volley of abuse "you should've quit 2 years ago, you're a f****** has-been" "m***** f*****! your mum is a f****** muslim terrorist and you are too, f*** you old man f*** you" "old man, this arena is not for you anymore m***** f****. Your sister is a whore and the whole Italian team has f***** her" "f*** off you bald c*nt" Zidane carries on jogging away "you are only good enough for Rangers" It's at this very point Zidane turned and head-butted him. :001:

How different countries saw the incident (might take a wee while to load up) How the Germans saw it How the French saw it How the Italians saw it How the Americans saw it How The Sun described it

Sorry ITN Jnr, didn't think you'd need an invite! Do you want me to email you next time? :015: Hamish, there appears to be no end to your $hite. IHE is probably the only person who can help you now. As I've said before, if you have to constantly tell people you're being funny then you're not being funny. Lauraness, you make several good points, and the ignore function is becoming more and more appealling. As another poster said to me yesterday, "There's no point in arguing with an idiot, just ignore him". So thats what Im going to do. Hamish, your posts have no merit at all, you never post about football, you slag folk off for not being so absolutely wonderful as you, and when jarred about it you retreat with a lame "it was meant to be tongue in cheek". Any response you make to this post will vanish into the forum dustbin without being read, so save your wit (!) and maybe in a few years time you'll have enough to make a cr@p joke or two. And JB and FW, as you were... :001:

Hear Hear! :notworthy01: :notworthy01: :notworthy01:

Caley D, be careful about selling your vinyl, there's always something you sell only to regret it later... Mantis, I don't know what it is about expats over there, I seem to collect them, now there's a collection I wouldm't regret losing :001: I'd forgotten about the ignore button, could only see a use for it when DIAL was psoting but thanks for reminding me! :001:

:003: :003: :003: All together now.... Brewster GTF Brewster Brewster GTF! :015:

And seeing as you're nearly twice as old as mee, what does that say for your taste in music TM4TJ? :015:

After you said the music at Rockness was cr@p, and I said I would rather lick p1ss off nettles than listen to yours, you said "Mee, you're obviously too old to appreciate good music" So starting the round of personal insults, which was something you accused me of doing (more delusions). Just about every post since has included some sort of arrogant reference to the fact you think you're better than everyone else, and a refernece to your last such remark saying it was tongue in cheek or meant to be funny. Hamish, if you have to tell people you're being funny, then you're not being funny. I do have better things to do today than dwell on what other mental weaknesses you might have, I look forward to reading the same old boring cr@p from you when I get home.

It is a characteristic of deluded people that they often accuse others of behaviour which they are guilty of themselves. You should take that as a lesson, and reread the Rockness thread. Its you who started the argument there "with some aggressive vitriol or down-right insults!" I suppose you'll accuse Alex of not being abjective enough next :017:

I don't expect everyone to agree with me, and where opinions differ I see that as an opportunity for discussion rather than a chance to belittle, which seems to be your style. No, by positive contribution I mean either something constructive, funny, original or at the very least not negative. Still waiting....