dumpmaster

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The state of the roads in and around Inverness,I went over a pothole that could have swallowed a small child today !

The timber low loaders on the A82 who will never pull over to let others behind them past.  :008:

Jobbies 1-1

Like these two lovelies

Eh me no likey that one as much.

That lyrics are quite bloody good,if we could get frankie Miller to sing them we could be onto a winner.  :clapping03:

Have to admit I have a softspot for Caledonia  :021:

But no matter what song people put forward someone else will not like it .But a least Caledonia has some relevance to ICT

Talking of talentless BIG BROTHER what a waste of air time.

Here here , this is one player we should pull out all the stops to keep

ICT Elite

Goal Rangers  :009:

I think this link could be handy for a certain poster on here  :023:

http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/index.htm

According to Hibs.net he has signed for them for 100k .

I see the ICT rose coloured specs must have been bought for some of our support again for christmas.

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IMHO there were a a few players a bit below par yesterday,but if we can still win while not playing to our full potential,so be it.

I thought Cowie had one of his quietest games in a long time and Denzil just looked a bit lacking in match fitness.

The rest huffed and puffed and got us three points against a team, who are trying their utmost to survive in the top league in Scotland,so well done guys on the result.

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Only 35 and leaves a wife and 4 kids,certainly puts things into perspective.

My thoughts go out to his family and friends and all at Motherwell FC

Rest in Peace Phil

People who continue their mobile phone coversation while getting served in a shop/eaterie etc

The height of bad manners if you ask me  :018:

Here are some phrases that could (and should) be used more often on this site.  :004:

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

13. No, my powers can only be used for good.

14. How about never? Is never good for you?

15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

25 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Congratulations to all the players and management on todays result,sounded like we deserved our win and also special mention to Mike Fraser for "that" save.

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