IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

My thanks to Smirnoff, Google, ICT Twitter and Alan Simpson.

MATCH REPORT - *****, boring game only brightened up by a free Tunnock Wafer. MOM was Mark Ridgers. 4-2 sound like a fine end result.

We may have to go away to

ITS ALL OVER - 4-2 on pens

Keating scores 4-2

Coll scores 3-2

Clyde miss second pen

Tremarco makes it 2-1

1-0 Toddy

Hope that we win the toss and take the pens into a packed North Stand.

Sponsors MOTM is Aaron Doran - so don't let him take a pen ?

Keatings corner causes problems in the box but Clyde get it clear - Sounds like a load of squandered chances - will we pay the penalty ? Has Alan bought me a Secret Santa pressie ?

80 minutes and a very positive, attacking substitution (and the last) - Carson fer Triffid ?

Raif, Plastic Whistle, Castle Greyskull Juniors and ????

74th minute - Miles Storey's cross finds Keatings in the middle but he can't fully connect as Mitchell gathers - That sounds as if it is typical of the whole feckin game. Come on wee need a wee Toddy.

Moors are OOT and so is White

Castle Greyskull Juniors 2 Wrexham 0 - Looks like our European trip - if we survive - is OVER. Lets hope it is not a Glesga triple !!

It has been a game of two halves

You missed out on free Tunnock Wafer ? 62 turgid minutes gone - Keatings ON.

Half time entertainment courtesy of Nicol Adie.

Highlights from the first half - Courtesy of Julie Wilson ?

First half - watched by Tony Cottee - 0-0 - 8 shots by ICT and 1 0n target !!

Has the Clyde game been postponed - Scotland 2 Cyprus 1 - We don't need VAR ?