IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Perhaps TIT or rhyming words TO Wisdom ? ?

Congratulations - You have been added to the Happy Clappers Squad.

Agree with Mantis that 2-2 would have been a fair result based on pressure and possession. Plastic Whistle set out their store to park the bus, defend deep and in numbers. BUT we just did not have the guile or the finishing touch to punish them. We tried to play like Barcelona but ended up looking like a Sunday League team. That is not the tactics on a frckin freezing, gale force windy, pisssing rain, waterlogged playing surface day. And we NEVER used width or attacked the bye line. The only times that we looked like scoring was from dead balls hoofed into the goalmouth. And Ridgers made 4-5 excellent saves whereas Fox was rarely tested. At Alloa I discarded the Smileys as it was a 3-4 all round performance. I will refrain until the morning !! But put it like this my train has been delayed due to damage to overhead lined. I can be wholly assured that such damage could not have been inflicted by Jordan White but the replacement was as late as Robbo's substitutions.

Sorry but I have been out on the lash with Boris. The one who looks like he only wants to see his team do well.

The happiest one !!

Looks more like a case of Scarlet Pimplitis to me ?

AND WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE PHOTO OF THE UNIQUE / ANTIQUE TROPHY TO BE AWARDED TO THE WINNERS ?

GRANVILLE, TOICH AND WILLIAM BELL PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY PRESENT FROM THE CULLICUDDEN COLLISEUM THE CALEY THISTLE ONLINE FESTIVE FIVES 2019 LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE V DRONERS WYNESS SHUFFLE V TRAVEL CLUB HOTSPURS MODERATOR MASSIVE V PIE AND BOVRIL THE YOUNG ONES V HAPPY CLAPPERS

Charlie Bannerman introduces the waiting millions to Chorley FM Radio - "I am confident that this event will become as big a fairy tales as "Against All Odds" - Dougal nods and claps. "And congratulation to you Jurgen." - Jurgen nods and smiles. Dougal adds "That front three remind me of Penman, Urquhart and Neild". - Jurgen looks bemused. Dougal continues "Are the rumours of a potential Liverpool and Everton merger correct ?" - Jurgen looks bemused. Jurgen suggests that the draw commences as he wants to begin celebrating the victory in honour of the famous composer born in Salzburg. "Do you mean that you are getting Brahms and Liszt" asks Dougal. Jurgen pulls out the first ball. TO BE CONTINUED

INTRODUCING CHARLES BANNERMAN, DOUGAL AND JURGEN KLOPP

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ? Anyway yet another first - The draw will take place this evening and will be presented from Sneck and Salzburg. We are honoured to have Jurgen Klopp picking the home team and our very own plop - Dougal picking the away teams. The draw will be compered by Charlie Bannerman. Jurgen will announce from the Red Bull Arena whilst Dougal and CB will be in the Lounge Bar of the Muirtown Motel. We will just have to remind Dougal and CB that it is a draw and not a vote.

GOING UP ?

Another message from Caley Hedgehog: A trip to the club shop this week could be worthwhile for anyone wanting to pick up Christmas pressies and stocking fillers. The Young Ones will be there too I think to sign calendars. I had a look online and there are some nice drones, mics and sheep costumes.

A message from Hislopsoffsideagain - Hi folks, For those who haven't seen it mentioned on Twitter, the club will be providing live audio commentary throughout the Festive Fives - This will also be streamed on Setanta via Belfast Belgrade and the Crystal Palace website via Eagle4Caley.

We are going to need very strong officials to cope with these teams -

And last but not least - These lot require close monitoring

And then there are the "Droners" ?

It wouldn't be CTO without the forever faithful ?!!

You will have to listen out fer this bunch

WOW - For the first time EVER - A guest team

And another contender

He is at home watching Netflix - White Christmas and Never Ending Storey.

And we already have our first Team entry !!