IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

F*ballers wife.

OOPS. Too feckin big again?

May I suggest approaching a sponsor who has had heavy involvement off the park in recent years.

Give her a break, give her a feckin Kit Kat..the four fingered one. :shock:

I think Loopy suits ya better.

Old git

And what about the tipples. Black and tans were the rage fer a while but the Thornbush had Scotsmac on the gantry and sold half pints of Pomagne

Fond memories of those wooden doors with gaps at the bottom which made it easy to stick yer head under and watch the girls changing. Many a feckin stiff neck i had afterwards.

I like Girls Aloud and Sugababes. Hate the music tho.

Feck me.. i've had a feckin avatar removed, a post censored and an image minimised. Feckin independent ma erse. 8) 8)

How did all those erseholes get banned?

Now that sounds a real prospect for the Highland March 1V. :D

I am reliably informed that Dargo and Black have made a gentlemans agreement NOT to leave the club until the 2007-2008 at the earliest. I am equally reliably informed that the squad will practically be the same next season apart from one defender going and one coming in (Dods or Caff) and a Rankin bid will be re-executed.

Im afraid the mental health of Lancashire is dependent on my expertise this weekend.

I say we invade Livilions to show our happiness at this result... :)

Did that once before RIG and banned Sine Die. Mind you it was feckin worth it. :D

Tannadice trio told to leave club

Derek McInnes has one year left on his United contract

Dundee United manager Craig Brewster is planning a clear-out of experienced players, BBC Sport understands.

Three of the club's highest earners; Paul Ritchie, Derek McInnes and David Fernandez have all been told they have no future at Tannadice.

Former Celtic forward Fernandez arrived on a three-year deal last August.

Midfielder McInnes and former Scotland defender Ritchie, who have both skippered the club this term, have one year to run on their contracts.

Dundee United have won just twice since Brewster replaced the sacked Gordon Chisholm in January.

Releasing the players prematurely won't be cheap, but it appears the manager has his sights set on rebuilding his squad for next season.

McInnes, 34, who can count Morton, Rangers and West Bromich Albion among his former clubs, has been at United for three years.

And ex-Hearts and Rangers centre-half Ritchie, 30, arrived on Tayside in the summer of 2004.

Spaniard Fernandez, 32, has played 29 games since his switch to United and has scored seven times.

Correct QB. They will save on wages but it will take a few spondoolachs to say goodbye. :D

Brew has announced that the Arabs will not be renewing contracts fer Paul Ritchie, Derek McInnes or Diego Fernandez. A central defender, a midfield playmaker and an attacker!! :shock:

Whats this Jeggie shyte doing on the main forum. Beastie and plank walking comes to mind. :D

It was hard feckin work. Caley Fifer has just sent me this picture of Caley D's bedroom...or is it always like that?

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Great ta see ya linking up wiv the new site but ya could have got some superior erse shots!!

Thank you Andrew. i will do ma feckin best.

Are we sure it isnt Michael feckin Jackson in disguise? :nuts:

Well I will be in the Granary and then i will reappear in the Elizebethan. i will be walking to Chorley and back. 8)

Well thats where the last three feckin eminated from!! They should have been preserved in feckin pickle BUT lets start off gently. Give us the name of a pub ya frequented that is long been knocked down or renovated:

THE ALBERT.. No toilets. **** where ya want.

That will produce more feckin tears than Mike Baldwin dying in feckin Ken Barlow's Arms.

I do hope that the Binos dont get a result against Gretna and feck the Harry Wraggs next saturday and the poor Maryhill magyars are pipped for a play off place in the SECOND DIVISION by the Binos and the Blue Toon. It would spoil ma feckin Summer Holidays..what about youse?