Yompa

Best fvcking thread I've read on here in ages! :015: :015: :015: :015:

Nae fvcking wonder ITN Junior's been doing so fvcking well at Chemistry.... :011:

The OFH seems to have given the children's page a right good thrashing these last few weeks.

Surely the weans cannae be away studying? :004:

Feck me... The NHS are providing free Highland March Training for the almost 50s now... What's the fecking world coming to? :011: :011: :011: :011:

2 months ago? I can't even remember what I did last week... pass the Ginko someone :017:

For me it was an Escort, possibly a Mk II (the square lined one that I think superceded the rounded look one).

R reg anyhow...

The maths are simple...

Higher prices = less games (particularly for a family)

The corollary is similarly simple, but worrying...

Not going to the football can so easily become as much a habit as going used to be! :020:

I guess he must know how Michael Fraser feels then, eh... Still, it's good to have two good goalies at the club! :021:

And there are still more...

John Sissons

Hey Alex...

You missed Pamela Armstrong!

With the pre-season plans somewhat delayed, here's the perfect opportunity for a good hard friendly...

West Bromwich Albion will lay the foundations for a Championship promotion challenge with a mini-tour of Scotland.

Bryan Robson's Baggies will face SPL duo Kilmarnock and Motherwell during their stay north of the border, and are also considering adding a third fixture to their schedule.

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Reggie Bosanquet

Anna Ford

Kenneth Kendall

Alastair Burnett

to name but a few...

One way of putting one over the Arabs would be for Charlie to have the guys training Morning, Noon and Night... :011:

Discbat table top cricket.

There's a new fangle version out these days but it's not a patch on the original.

One or two lines don't quite scan but, hey, who cares... this is class!

Songwriting clearly runs in the family :004:

You're everywhere and nowhere baby,

You're getting beat,

Going down the SPL table,

Cos yer team’s easy meat.

Driving all around the country

Every feckin week

Saying everything is groovy

But yer future's bleak....

And its Hi-Ho Caley Thistle

On our way we go now, Charlie

I see their boss is whining

But I wont make a fuss

Cos its obvious.

:003:

Remember how Harry Worth used to stand in a shop doorway then wave one hand and one arm in the air so his reflection in the shop window made it look like he was off the ground.... top! :017:

I was sat in front of the old black and white, waiting for Harry Worth to come on, when the BBC announced that Kennedy was dead so they cancelled all the programmes and had some dude playing piano music for the rest of the night.... :008:

It has to be Captain Diesel.....

Well he should have fvcking said it was a garage garage as opposed to just a garage... then we wouldn't have piled into this gar(b)age!

Chumba was the one with the stooky, silly.... :017:

But yow can still do a fly-by of Glen Tromie, Major! :004:

Three perhaps :004:

Bummer... going off to Western Isles on the 29th!

Could perhaps manage a TCS stop-off on the way back mind....

The total money figure was way down on previous years unfortunately. The fact that the most of the marchers are from outside the MFR region and the prizes are heavily Inverness oriented makes it difficult to sell raffle tickets in the volumes we'd like.

But not to worry, we've got a whole new ball game in prospect for HM5 fundraising... :004: