Johnboy

Did you have furry dice in your capri, FW..?

Guess spelling is not one of your many talents, FW.....!! :018: :018:

A Morris Minor 1955 vintage - 805ccs of raw power. Came to grief running sideways into an extremely rigid lampost that had been badly positioned on the pavement, very close to the road..... :019: :019:

Oh - to be 17 again.....!!!

Are you sure the lawyers aren't Dewey, Cheatham and Howe?

Or Sue, Grabbit & Runne.....

I might actually support England up until the moment when John Motson mentions 1966 and Geoff Hurst - when that point arrives - and it won't take long - I won't give a sh*t who the feck beats them......

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Here's me thinking Lauraness would be the only obvious candidate Johnboy :001:

Had I been a Rangers fan I would have been BillyBoy - not Johnboy...!! :015: :015:

That's strange! Out of everyone who posts on here I would have thought a below average intelligence Rangers fan would be supporting England! :001:

Hope you weren't referring to Me, Mee... I am below average intelligence, granted, but I'm certainly not a Rangrs fan....

oh my!!!

and i should go and console him.... bosy him into my ample

b(oYo)sss(oYo)m, he'll be happy there! :love07: :015:

Who wouldn't be happy there...!!

Booooo england smells of wee wee and poops!! and farts too!

Very eloquently put laura...

Why are we being slagged off by the English for not getting behind their crapo team? Plenty of animosity down there anyway....Newcastle fans can't stand the sight of Sunderland fans...Spurs fans hate Arsenal fans Man U hates Man City - I could go on & on....

Why the feck should we all get behind Ingerland? p1ss 0ff.... :016: :016:

Always said you were a wan*er Mantis..............but feck me you started young !!

Maybe he was gifted....!!! :015: :015: :015:

Nope. You were both little fertile seeds in yer Dad's scrotal sac.

Very fertile - just like your imagination.... :015: :015:

The best chippy is in Stonehaven. It's got a restaurant attached to it. There are no words to describe how good it is!

Didn't that used to be a Bervie Chippy?

Well done Broonie..but I thought that the little editorial clip beside it, with a couple of veiled quotes from Brown, said more about our transfers situation than anything else I have read. You may have to be psychologically minded tho to read between the lines.

Yeah - Point well made, Sigmund..... Keep up with the prescribed medication..... :015:

Abeer Somebody

Nice of you - I'll have a pint!

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Try Toni,s FISH BAR high street Aldershot. I have never had a bad supper out of there. He stays open till 3 in the morning, thats usually when i am there. May bump into you JONBOY if you ever pop down.

Thanks Airborne... Toni's, High St, Aldershot - Very convenient - Must pop in sometime... Why is it fish'n chips always tastes best around 3.00am...!!??

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He's got a fecking good looking bird as a boyfriend then.

She's probably a transvestite....!! :015: :015: :015:

Natasha Kaplinski : Sophie Rayworth : Fiona Henderson : Abeer Somebody :

It's called the Anstruther Fish Bar and it is pretty good... When the **** are we likely to play East Fife again, unless we get them in a cup draw....??

Thanks for raising the level of this debate, Highlandee...!!

My favourite toy was a black articulate Tonka Truck - solid metal, and built to last forever. The abuse that thing got and yet I never once managed to break it.

They just don't make toys like that anymore.

That sounds a bit like F*ballers Wife... only she's not articulate....!!

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Thanks CaleyD - I'll give it a try - Do they fry in oil or dripping? Is the fish fresh or frozen? Harry Ramsdens use frozen fish which can be a bit iffy. I totally agree about crap frozen chips.... Is it best avoided on Saturday nights?

oh my!!!

the chip inn in nairn, fish is cooked there and then, make a huge differance, not left under lights to curl up it's tail in dispare! dispair? dispear? you know what i meant! :016:

You make me despair at times.....FW

I tried a Bervie Chippy in Stonehaven a few years back and it was pretty good - that one just outside Forres hasn't been open all that long. Has anyone tried it?

The last decent fish&chip takeaway I had was in Ullapool.....

How come there are two excellent chippies there and yet none in Sneck....

I am an extreme fan of fish & chips so I want a serious debate on this.... It's important to me - I call it "survival" !!

Tried that one - the chips were about 3 days old.... maybe I called at a bad time....

I've lived in Sneck for 3 years now and cannot find a decent chippy close-by. The best fish & chips I've found is at the Crown & Anchor, Findhorn.

Suggestions please...